Discussion Forum
This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.
Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT
All times are GMT
Forum Home / General Discussion / Which living or historic person would you like to bitch-slap?
[This topic is LOCKED]
| 2 Pages - [1] 2 » |
| Author | Message | ||
Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A-Rod |
||
| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
|
|
|||
Nick Hobbs Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
|
Bono.
I'd happily bitch-slap that loathsome little knob-head with a shovel. |
||
| Satisfying the bloodlust of the masses in peacetime! | |||
|
CaptainSausage Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Pope Gregory III, for the iconoclastic controversy and for banning the eating of horsemeat.
Also, you know, it's fun to slap a Pope. Better than bashing the bishop anyway. |
||
|
Tommy Twinkle Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arnold Schwartzaningy...Shcvortzernoggynoo...er..Arnold Schwartsienaggyga...,
er...him. |
||
armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Maximillien Robespierre.
Caligula. Muammar Gaddafi. Nero. Jim Jones. Mao Zedong. Leopold 11 of Belgium. Idi Amin Dada. Dr. H.H. Holmes. Judas Iscariot. Pol Pot. Elizabeth Bathory. Adolf Hitler. And that bastard that hit my car and drove off. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
||
| You aint seen me.....right | |||
Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The little scrotes that keep letting fireworks off at four in the morning in the park opposite my flat.
Oh, and that odious, small-minded, moronic prick Nick Griffin. Also, Guy Fawkes for not doing the job properly. Bloody amateur. Maybe the kids round my way could do a better job. Simon (That's me signing this post. It doesn't mean I want to bitch slap myself. Well, not today anyway.) PS. I am in no way endorsing the destruction of parliament or the inhabiting parliamentarians. Bastards. |
||
| Currently discussing possible legal action with his lawyer after not winning the writing compo | |||
|
Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tell us how you truly feel, arm!
Rush Limbaugh |
||
| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
|
I'd bitch slap John Terry if I could. Trouble is, he's bigger than me, and younger than me, so he'd probably kick me head in and then chat the wife up.
Or something. Regards Skoob. |
||
| RIP | |||
Ellis Ian Fields Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That Pizarro was a bit of a git, wasn't he?
|
||
| No-one speaks English and everything's broken. | |||
Philbert of Macadamia Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The motorist who honks a car horn at 6:00AM that awakens me when the 50, twenty five year old naked women chasing me are just about to catch up!
Oops, I thought this was the "Lets Talk About Sex" thread. PoM |
||
| There is intelligent life in outer space! Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth? As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space! | |||
|
Ellis Ian Fields Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Also, I'm not a big fan of Torquemada...
(I should state that I don't have a particular problem with C15/16 Spaniards.) |
||
| No-one speaks English and everything's broken. | |||
|
armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo. Now there is a bloke that needs a bit of a ticking off. And a kick up the arse.
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
||
| You aint seen me.....right | |||
|
Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jefferson Davis |
||
| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Michael Irwin.
Andy Warhol. There are more, but I can't think of anymore right now. |
||
| Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is. | |||
Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lulu! *seethe*
|
||
| THE SATIRIST'S SAFE HOUSE.....IT AINT HALF SSHITE MUM | |||
|
Ellis Ian Fields Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don Fernando Álvarez de Toledo y Pimentel, 3rd Duke of Alba. Git.
It's not the Spanish per se, honest. I like Goya. And Penelope Cruz. And Antonio Banderas. |
||
| No-one speaks English and everything's broken. | |||
|
Ellis Ian Fields Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And while I'm dealing with Iberians, Cristiano Ro-bloody-naldo!
Slap. Oh yes! |
||
| No-one speaks English and everything's broken. | |||
|
armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Ramessess The Great of Egypt.
Bit a slave driver, and no luncheon vouchers. Deserves a slap. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx |
||
| You aint seen me.....right | |||
|
Nick Hobbs Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
|
...did I mention Bono? The pious, short-arsed fucktard and charity-thieving wank-spanner?
I'd love to give him a slap. |
||
| Satisfying the bloodlust of the masses in peacetime! | |||
|
armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Oh please, let me be there when you do it. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
||
| You aint seen me.....right | |||
|
Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ainsley Harriot because he's always so happy and Jamie Oliver because he's a big tongued cockney wannabe.
I'll give the fukka pukka. Twat. |
||
| Currently discussing possible legal action with his lawyer after not winning the writing compo | |||
|
Nick Hobbs Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
|
I don't condone the slapping of women, but if I was to put on a floral patterned dress, a wig and a high pitched voice would it be OK to bitch slap Anthea Turner?
Oh and Edie Brickell while I'm in the gettup (I could take out Paul Simon while I'm there too! Double bubble....) Edit: And when I say 'take out' I don't mean for a candle lit supper for two. Despite the dress... |
||
| Satisfying the bloodlust of the masses in peacetime! | |||
|
Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
|
Richard Madeley
Jimmy Savile Michael Jackson Jack The Ripper Hitler Pontius Pilate Jose Mourinho Will Self Salman Rushdie Ian Hislop And if I was a girl - not that I'd in any way condone violence against the fairer sex: Princess Diana Katie Price Joan Collins Denise Richards (The Agony Aunt from This Morning) Kerry Katona And if I was gay: Jimmy Summerville and that bloke I used to work with. Regards Skoob. |
||
| RIP | |||
|
Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Choke all the fucking goldfish for all I care!
Todd Akin |
||
| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
|
Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
|
Pyromaniacs? Blow em all up!
Regards Skoob. |
||
| RIP | |||
| 2 Pages - [1] 2 » |
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.
Forum permissions
You are not logged in.
- You cannot create new topics in this forum
- You cannot post new messages in this forum
- You cannot add polls
- You cannot link to external images in this forum
- You cannot upload images in this forum
- You cannot upload files in this forum
Who is online?
There are no registered users currently online.
Featured Writer