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Posted: 22 Oct 12 13:40
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Posted: 22 Oct 12 14:34
Bono.

I'd happily bitch-slap that loathsome little knob-head with a shovel.

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Posted: 22 Oct 12 15:03
Pope Gregory III, for the iconoclastic controversy and for banning the eating of horsemeat.

Also, you know, it's fun to slap a Pope. Better than bashing the bishop anyway.

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Posted: 22 Oct 12 15:19
Arnold Schwartzaningy...Shcvortzernoggynoo...er..Arnold Schwartsienaggyga...,
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Posted: 22 Oct 12 15:28
Maximillien Robespierre.

Caligula.

Muammar Gaddafi.

Nero.

Jim Jones.

Mao Zedong.

Leopold 11 of Belgium.

Idi Amin Dada.

Dr. H.H. Holmes.

Judas Iscariot.

Pol Pot.

Elizabeth Bathory.

Adolf Hitler.

And that bastard that hit my car and drove off.


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Posted: 22 Oct 12 15:43 - Edited By: Simon Saunders, 22 Oct 12 15:48
The little scrotes that keep letting fireworks off at four in the morning in the park opposite my flat.

Oh, and that odious, small-minded, moronic prick Nick Griffin.

Also, Guy Fawkes for not doing the job properly. Bloody amateur. Maybe the kids round my way could do a better job.

Simon (That's me signing this post. It doesn't mean I want to bitch slap myself. Well, not today anyway.)

PS. I am in no way endorsing the destruction of parliament or the inhabiting parliamentarians. Bastards.

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Posted: 22 Oct 12 16:25
Tell us how you truly feel, arm!

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Posted: 22 Oct 12 16:58
I'd bitch slap John Terry if I could. Trouble is, he's bigger than me, and younger than me, so he'd probably kick me head in and then chat the wife up.

Or something.

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Posted: 22 Oct 12 19:54
That Pizarro was a bit of a git, wasn't he?

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Posted: 22 Oct 12 21:02 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 22 Oct 12 21:03
The motorist who honks a car horn at 6:00AM that awakens me when the 50, twenty five year old naked women chasing me are just about to catch up!

Oops, I thought this was the "Lets Talk About Sex" thread.

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Posted: 22 Oct 12 21:09
Also, I'm not a big fan of Torquemada...

(I should state that I don't have a particular problem with C15/16 Spaniards.)

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Posted: 22 Oct 12 21:45
Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo. Now there is a bloke that needs a bit of a ticking off. And a kick up the arse.



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Posted: 22 Oct 12 23:57
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Posted: 23 Oct 12 00:11
Michael Irwin.

Andy Warhol.

There are more, but I can't think of anymore right now.



Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 23 Oct 12 07:07
Lulu! *seethe*

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 07:51
Don Fernando Álvarez de Toledo y Pimentel, 3rd Duke of Alba. Git.

It's not the Spanish per se, honest. I like Goya. And Penelope Cruz. And Antonio Banderas.

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 11:40
And while I'm dealing with Iberians, Cristiano Ro-bloody-naldo!

Slap.

Oh yes!

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 13:34
Ramessess The Great of Egypt.

Bit a slave driver, and no luncheon vouchers.

Deserves a slap.

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 14:04
...did I mention Bono? The pious, short-arsed fucktard and charity-thieving wank-spanner?

I'd love to give him a slap.

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 14:22

Quote: Nick Hobbs

...did I mention Bono? The pious, short-arsed fucktard and charity-thieving wank-spanner?

I'd love to give him a slap.



Oh please, let me be there when you do it.

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 15:43 - Edited By: Simon Saunders, 23 Oct 12 15:44
Ainsley Harriot because he's always so happy and Jamie Oliver because he's a big tongued cockney wannabe.

I'll give the fukka pukka. Twat.

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 15:51 - Edited By: Nick Hobbs, 23 Oct 12 15:53
I don't condone the slapping of women, but if I was to put on a floral patterned dress, a wig and a high pitched voice would it be OK to bitch slap Anthea Turner?

Oh and Edie Brickell while I'm in the gettup (I could take out Paul Simon while I'm there too! Double bubble....)

Edit: And when I say 'take out' I don't mean for a candle lit supper for two. Despite the dress...

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 16:24
Richard Madeley

Jimmy Savile

Michael Jackson

Jack The Ripper

Hitler

Pontius Pilate

Jose Mourinho

Will Self

Salman Rushdie

Ian Hislop

And if I was a girl - not that I'd in any way condone violence against the fairer sex:

Princess Diana

Katie Price

Joan Collins

Denise Richards (The Agony Aunt from This Morning)

Kerry Katona

And if I was gay: Jimmy Summerville and that bloke I used to work with.

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 17:33
Choke all the fucking goldfish for all I care!

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 17:37
Pyromaniacs? Blow em all up!

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