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Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Oct 12 21:01
It's a wonderful and beautiful thing when it's shared with the love of one's life. It isn't bad even when you aren't all that bothered who you're doing it with.

I did it once, and found it quite enjoyable, even though there was only myslef present.

But when you get to my age, a nice steak and kidney pie seems more wholesome than drooling over Britney Spears dressed as a schoolgirl.

Or is it just me?

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Posted: 20 Oct 12 21:20
I remember it well. Oh the atmos, the heat, the chaffing.



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Posted: 20 Oct 12 22:15
I would've posted a comment on this thread much sooner but I was busy having a good hard think about Britney Spears.

As for sex, well, I can take it or leave it.

I'd rather leave it than take it though. Ahem.

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Posted: 21 Oct 12 10:34
Messy business in my experience

Unfortunately I can only perform while listening to The Flight Of The Bumblebee by Rimsky - Korsakov. Admittedly it's over a bit lively but what a buzz!

COAT!.....TAXI!....GUN!.......BLAM!!!.......*crumple*

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Posted: 21 Oct 12 13:32

Quote: Clive Danton

Messy business in my experience

Unfortunately I can only perform while listening to The Flight Of The Bumblebee by Rimsky - Korsakov. Admittedly it's over a bit lively but what a buzz!

COAT!.....TAXI!....GUN!.......BLAM!!!.......*crumple*


You should watch a video of Nuno Bettencourt playing it on the Rhianna tour. It'll blow your mind.


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Posted: 21 Oct 12 13:32
If you think sex is a pain in the arse then you clearly aren't doing it right.

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Posted: 21 Oct 12 18:08
And when you're fucked all over the place...

You are completely fucked.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

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Posted: 21 Oct 12 18:43
Sorry, lads, but since Judy dumped me years ago, the last piece o' ass I had was when my finger tore through the toilte paper.

I can leave that!

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Posted: 21 Oct 12 19:28
Seducing Emily Xanthippe (SEX) a new reality TV show debuting this fall on BBC1.

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Posted: 21 Oct 12 20:44
Phil,

That's a pretty awful acronym.

We were talking about sex. I've been wanked off in a bus stop.

Oh yes!

True that, Skoob.

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Posted: 21 Oct 12 21:21
Skoob:

Yep, that was a pretty bad acronym.

Wanking is simulation. I prefer the real thing, but not at a bus stop.

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Phil,

That's a pretty awful acronym.

We were talking about sex. I've been wanked off in a bus stop.

Oh yes!

True that, Skoob.


There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!
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Posted: 21 Oct 12 22:12
Skoob,

I've never been the recipient of a hand shandy at a bus stop.

Mind you, many a time I've found myself bored stiff waiting at a bus stop.

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Posted: 22 Oct 12 16:08
Mae West: Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

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Posted: 3 Nov 12 02:51

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Skoob:

Yep, that was a pretty bad acronym.

Wanking is simulation. I prefer the real thing, but not at a bus stop.

PoM




Quote: Skoob1999

Phil,




That's a pretty awful acronym.

We were talking about sex. I've been wanked off in a bus stop.

Oh yes!

True that, Skoob.



Wanking? Get a grip!


 
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