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It's a wonderful and beautiful thing when it's shared with the love of one's life. It isn't bad even when you aren't all that bothered who you're doing it with.

I did it once, and found it quite enjoyable, even though there was only myslef present.

But when you get to my age, a nice steak and kidney pie seems more wholesome than drooling over Britney Spears dressed as a schoolgirl.

Or is it just me?

Regards

Skoob.

I remember it well. Oh the atmos, the heat, the chaffing.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I would've posted a comment on this thread much sooner but I was busy having a good hard think about Britney Spears.

As for sex, well, I can take it or leave it.

I'd rather leave it than take it though. Ahem.

Simon

Messy business in my experience

Unfortunately I can only perform while listening to The Flight Of The Bumblebee by Rimsky - Korsakov. Admittedly it's over a bit lively but what a buzz!

COAT!.....TAXI!....GUN!.......BLAM!!!.......*crumple*

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Quote: Clive Danton

Messy business in my experience

Unfortunately I can only perform while listening to The Flight Of The Bumblebee by Rimsky - Korsakov. Admittedly it's over a bit lively but what a buzz!

COAT!.....TAXI!....GUN!.......BLAM!!!.......*crumple*

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You should watch a video of Nuno Bettencourt playing it on the Rhianna tour. It'll blow your mind.

If you think sex is a pain in the arse then you clearly aren't doing it right.

And when you're fucked all over the place...

You are completely fucked.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

Sorry, lads, but since Judy dumped me years ago, the last piece o' ass I had was when my finger tore through the toilte paper.

I can leave that!

Frankie

Seducing Emily Xanthippe (SEX) a new reality TV show debuting this fall on BBC1.

PoM

Phil,

That's a pretty awful acronym.

We were talking about sex. I've been wanked off in a bus stop.

Oh yes!

True that, Skoob.

Skoob:

Yep, that was a pretty bad acronym.

Wanking is simulation. I prefer the real thing, but not at a bus stop.

PoM

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Quote: Skoob1999

Phil,

That's a pretty awful acronym.

We were talking about sex. I've been wanked off in a bus stop.

Oh yes!

True that, Skoob.

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Skoob,

I've never been the recipient of a hand shandy at a bus stop.

Mind you, many a time I've found myself bored stiff waiting at a bus stop.

Simon

Mae West: Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

PoM

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Skoob:

Yep, that was a pretty bad acronym.

Wanking is simulation. I prefer the real thing, but not at a bus stop.

PoM

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Quote: Skoob1999

Phil,




That's a pretty awful acronym.

We were talking about sex. I've been wanked off in a bus stop.

Oh yes!

True that, Skoob.

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Wanking? Get a grip!