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Well done mate! The book is a fantastic.
It made me roar with laughter, a real gem. Brilliant.

Please give Jo your support.


Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sad, very sad. When a Spoof writer gets a book published and there is no support from his so called fellow writers.

Just about says it all really.

I hope it goes to number one. Long live Erskine Quint!


Arm

It's great news. I missed this earlier today.

Good look JO!

Debbie

Thank you Debbie.


Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxx

To get a book published is a monumental achievement.

Congratulations to Jaggedone.

Two questions. What's it called and where can I get it from?

Simon

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Quote: Simon Saunders

To get a book published is a monumental achievement.

Congratulations to Jaggedone.

Two questions. What's it called and where can I get it from?

Simon

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Cheers Simon, it is called "Erskine Quint" and you can get it from Amazon. Kindle and Paper back.

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

JO:

Congratulations, hoping you sell a million copies.

PoM

Congrats....I have my Kindle edition.

Ellie

Well done to the Jagged. Looking forward to reading.

What Sybil, sorry Simon said. A Great achievement.

R'DOG

Who'd have thought our very own cutting edge reporter has a book out?

That must have been the world's most closely guarded secret.

Has it got acronyms in it?

I shan't be buying it anyway. For obvious reasons. But then I shan't be slagging it off in the comments sections of Amazon etc. either. Like certain warped individuals do. I might have considered it, had it featured Maggot Armies, Messiahs and Judas's, but as it stands I'd rather read Simon Cowell's autobiography.

I asked in Tesco when I popped in after work earlier tonight if they had it in stock, but the pimply faced shelf stacker off the night shift just looked at me as if I'd gone out as he shrugged and pointed haplessly at the beer aisle.

That was all the inspiration I needed.

Go Jaggy!

This time next year you'll be a billionaire!

Regards

Skoob.

Has it got lots of pictures and large print?

If so, I'll rush out and buy it.

Good luck JO.

Sid

I demand that this thread be locked for containing erroneous and misleading content!

It's not on the shelves at all! I've just spent over an hour searching every shelf in the bloody house for it! I even went out to the garage in case it had got stuck behind some tins of Copperslip "The Brake Grease The Men Drink" or fallen behind that bloody great sheet of plasterboard that I've had stuck in there for years but still no sign of the fucker!

It's enough to make a grown maggot, fold, weep, slather and lose 2 consecutive nights pupating!

AND THAT'S MY LAST WORD ON THIS ONE!

You ungrateful, heartless bastard!

The lad poured his heart and soul into that work of "sheer warped genius" (Burnley Express)

There's nothing wrong with the good old days! Damn your eyes! Times of...well, we won't go there.

I wish him well.

Every success!

HUZZAH!

Judas.

I'm afraid I'm unable to defend myself against the above assault on my good name because I've already stated that, and I quote:

THIS IS MY LAST WORD ON THIS ONE!!!

And I dont want to make a bit of a cunt of myself by coming back about half an hour later like a complete dick.

Ah

"I see those Coal Hole chaps have been in, have you checked the toilet cubicles for slather Malcolm? They recently ram raided the British Library looking for a book, cleared out every shelf, and they only have a three wheeled van".

There is no 'Coal Hole Firm.'

AND THAT'S MY FINAL WORD ON THE SUBJECT!

Captain Maggot
The Strand.

Here's a selection of reviews I found for it.

The Sussex Changer: "Literally pages of words arranged into sentences."
The Dorking Chronicle: "An absorbing read, in the sense that its pages can be used to mop up liquids."
The Cholmley Gazette: "A book."
Horsetroubler Monthly: "Contains no information about troubling horses whatsoever."

"Evening all, Just a word abart that there Cole Hole Gang. Seems one of em has gawn an denied his association wiv these bunch of drinking drunkers. Nar then, it could mean, he is goin alone, or, jus sizing up the next big job. Dont be fooled, they did this when they add it away wiv the crarn jewels. Keep em peeled. Evenin all.


P.C. Zed Carr
West End Central

The Coal Hole Firm? It's probably a bacon tree.

AND THAT'S MY FINAL WORD ON THIS!

N Pledge
Poland.

Did I just say 'bacon tree'? I meant a 'ham bush.'

AND THAT'S MY FINAL WORD ON THIS!

I'm locking this thread. Now then, now then, where's me keys...?

Victor Vanquish
Scarborough

They're on the shelf mate! Tsk

"Evening all, me agin, Just to let you know, that Cole Hole lot is on the look art for some keys. Nar then, it would seem they as gawn an purchased a book, by the name of.....Erskine Quint, an locked it in the harse along wiv the hooch. Now these boys can get very haughty wen out of drink, so ave a care. Keep em peeled. Evenin all.



P.C. Zed Carr
West End Central