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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 12 Oct 12 18:17
First time I have been alone on here. Is it my aftershave?

I did not mean to kick the cat.

Was it the singing?

Did I not wipe my feet?

Have I trod in something?

Am I snoring again?

I'm scared now, I think I hear ghosts.

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Francois Dubois, S.J.
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Posted: 12 Oct 12 19:29
Nope, was with you all the time. Just invisible since I had a run in with a troll. I've got your six, but then, that should be a worry now and again.

"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48
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Posted: 12 Oct 12 19:42
Cheers Frankie, I am glad it was you putting the wind up me.
It was you wasn't it?



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Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Oct 12 20:03
Was me really. Honest.

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Skoob.

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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 12 Oct 12 20:34
Woman gets on a bus holding her baby. The bus driver takes one look and says; "Thats the ugliest baby I have ever seen"

The woman glares at him and sits at the back of the bus.

She says to the man sitting next to her.
"The bus driver really insulted me".

The man replies; "Go and have a go at him, go on, I will hold your Monkey for you"

I thang yor. (It creased me)

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Posted: 13 Oct 12 22:37
Older than the moths in skoobs wallet, but agreed very funny.


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Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 Oct 12 22:39
I don't have a wallet. Well...I do, but I don't carry it with me. Too bulky.

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