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Francois Dubois, S.J.
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Posted: 10 Oct 12 18:42
This is not the acronym game, so don't use those submissions.

RULES


Your word must be original to you and never used in any dictionary.

You need not get too technical regarding its part of speech (noun, verb, etc). If you know the part of speech add it though.

You must use your word in a sentence. Extra points will be awarded (by whom I don't know) for use of your word in one of your spoofs.


I'll begin; my word is:

"Dipshittery." (n)


Dipshittery is any word, or any part of a speech, issuing from the mouth of a politician.

"Romney's speech was complete and utter dipshittery."

"Obama's fiscal policy is dipshittery of the highest order.

I used my word in today's "My life as a man #19.

"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
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Posted: 10 Oct 12 19:00
I get the idea that most entries on this thread will be swearwords.

So, keeping in the spirit of things, my word is:

"Tufty"

Totally Useless Fat Twat.

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Posted: 10 Oct 12 20:43
MUNGE: A person that pushes in.

"Terry munged his way into the queue"


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Posted: 11 Oct 12 00:27
"Spankurbation" (n)


The act of simulatneously spanking one's monkey while tossing off (OK, it is a stretch).

He was killed while spankurbating. Actually, the coroner said he was "Carradineing."

Bonus word:

"Carradineing" (v) above.


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Posted: 11 Oct 12 13:10
GROOBER

Piece of food stubbornly stuck to an item of cutlery (or any food or cooking utensil)AFTER it has been washed.

eg. His wife lovingly clocked him one with the wooden spoon for leaving a groober on the saucepan he had supposedly washed up!

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Posted: 11 Oct 12 16:41
Nincomps - Used to describe an entire group of nincompoops.

It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
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Posted: 11 Oct 12 19:05
PUTTOCK: Sitting when naked.

"Mrs Fegg puttocked while sewing her dress"



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