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Posted: 2 Oct 12 14:03
This place is for peace and love man. No arguments or fights let the inner you come out and show your fellow spoofer how much you love them. Peace man. Use your hippy name with pride man.


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Posted: 2 Oct 12 14:32
I've got a hippy dress and flowers for my hair. Can I come in?

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 14:39
Dave's not here, man!

But it's great to see your aura, arm!

Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me.

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 15:29 - Edited By: Clive Danton, 2 Oct 12 15:31
By the time I got to Woodstock they were half a million strong.......so I got the bus home and put me feet up in front of the wrestling while I waited for the DVD to come out.

Well you dont like to have to queue for the lavvy do yers

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 15:36
I know my porn name, my Tory name (not really but it was a sketch on Newsjack last week) my social security name, my pen name, my stage name, my forum name - how do we work out our hippy name?

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 16:05 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 2 Oct 12 16:08

Quote: radiogagger

I know my porn name, my Tory name (not really but it was a sketch on Newsjack last week) my social security name, my pen name, my stage name, my forum name - how do we work out our hippy name?

R'DOG


Just feel the vibe man, let the herb flow through your mantra and find yourself. Or, get the bus round to Clives place and have him make you a sausage sandwich.

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 16:08 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 2 Oct 12 16:08

Quote: IainB

I've got a hippy dress and flowers for my hair. Can I come in?

Debbie



Hey! Flower girl, you are welcome in this house anytime.
Peace and love gentle soul, love you.

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 16:10

Quote: Francois Dubois, S.J.

Dave's not here, man!

But it's great to see your aura, arm!

Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me.


Hey brother, How are you? Peace, this place is about sharing.
Can I have your account number. Feel the love man.

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 16:12
Unfavourable Hippy Song

This is amusing.

I would also like to point out that I do not support this songs message.

Love and peace,
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Posted: 2 Oct 12 16:15

Quote: armfeetandtoe


Quote: radiogagger

I know my porn name, my Tory name (not really but it was a sketch on Newsjack last week) my social security name, my pen name, my stage name, my forum name - how do we work out our hippy name?

R'DOG


Just feel the vibe man, let the herb flow through your mantra and find yourself. Or, get the bus round to Clives place and have him make you a sausage sandwich.

Heaven child xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Peace man


Clive offered me sausage once before, I'm not falling for that again.

R'DOG

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 16:27
"Clive offered me sausage once before, I'm not falling for that again."

Was it a smoked link? I smoked a sausage once--just once. I saw slaughtered piggies dancing about a camp fire. They were chanting Dominus Pigasus.

Heavy trip, man.


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Posted: 2 Oct 12 18:51 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 2 Oct 12 18:52
Hey man, he aint heavy, but his sausages are.
Peace man.



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Posted: 2 Oct 12 19:39
Hey remember these two guys folks?

Now THEY were hippies!!! hehehe

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 19:53

Man, this is like... Really deep man.

It's kinda, like, you know, cool n' groovy n' happening.

Hey Babe, you mind if I feel your hair? It's just like, soooo kinda there, like on your head and everything.

We're just, so with it. Like brothers and sisters together helping each other and making the world more loving and trusting.

Can you lend me a tenner till me giro arrives?



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Posted: 2 Oct 12 20:12
^^^^^^^^ Grossly overpaid cyber flower child with exotic missus who's far too good for him

FACT!!!!

MAN!!!!!

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Posted: 2 Oct 12 20:23
^^^^

Hey, like, chill Clivey baby.

You're, like spoiling the karma Man.

You gotta stay in the groove and relax.

Wanna try some of this? It's real good shit. Got it from my flower brother Arm n'...Arm n' Hanna... Arm n' Hammersmith Flyover? You know, the cat with the hat guy.

Here, I'll show you. there's no harm, it just opens your senses. I'll just take a pull on it...

Wow Man!

Shit.

THUD!



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Posted: 2 Oct 12 20:50
Hey guys! That Churchy dude has gone into a transandental trance....groovy man..let me try this roll up he has left in the ashtray...Like wow man its rea.......Thud...

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Posted: 3 Oct 12 00:02
Hey wow man ... I had something to contribute but I forgot what it was. I know it was really trippy, heavy shit though dude.

Give me a minute to smoke this roach and I'll remember what it was. I owe it to the roach, cause the little bastard ran from me and hid in my old lady's hair.

But the roach couldn't hide from the frying pan I hit it with. My old lady won't wake up. She's a real lite weight.

Pax

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Posted: 3 Oct 12 01:11
Ooh ooh ooh the latest on the porn name...

R'DOG



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Posted: 3 Oct 12 02:27
My hippy name would be Sunshine Hemingway.

I don't know why....but it would be.

Peace, Love and The Doors.


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Posted: 3 Oct 12 11:27
Now don't get me wrong boys and girls, this is a luvlee little thread and all that but I'm at a distinct disadvantage 'ere because when you lot were turning on, tuning in, dropping out and spraying your Afghan coats with pachooly oil I was all draped out in a tonic mohair suit, a cromby overcoat, a Ben Sherman dicky dirt and a pair of hideously expensive brown brogue shoes and spent my nights bopping away at various London blues parties to catchy little numbers like dis one........

Far out!!!

What a horrible state I truly was in folks

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Posted: 3 Oct 12 12:08
Truth is mate, I was one of those short haired well groomed types with I might add a rather nice crombi from Saville Row, it did not stay nice for very long.

But, hey man, that was then, this is wow now baby! get your flower bead headress from Debbie, and turn on, tune in, and drop out (Not tackle out Danton)

Peace and Ham man

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Posted: 3 Oct 12 12:24
Oh yeah, man! Peace and love. I've got flowers in my hair, although the doctor says it could be a fungal infection.

It's all about the peace and love. Can you feel the love? Can you feel it? Is it in the wrong hole again?

That's all groovy. Nothing really matters, you see, because we're all the same. Every one of us is exactly the same, and we should really embrace that diversity.

Let's get high. I think my hippy name has to be Just Now Weed.

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Posted: 3 Oct 12 13:24
My hippy name is Sunshine Meadows. This is also a Nursing Home in Liverpool.

Most of their residents are pretty chilled too.

It's about time they had a clear out, really.

I don't do drugs, it interferes with the Oestrogen. Except wine. And chocolate. And coffee. The Holy Trinity.

Can I still be a hippy if I only do cocoa?

Debbie

P.S. Captain, luv, no...it's the right hole :O

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Posted: 4 Oct 12 00:31
You take Sally;
I'll take Sue.
Ain't no diff'rence
Between the two...


"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
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