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CaptainSausage
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Posted: 28 Sep 12 21:46
In an attempt to raise the tone and increase the intellectual vigour of our beloved forum, let us turn to lavatorial matters. After all, we all do it and if you use the wrong type it could kill you.
So, what is your favourite type of toilet?

Let me explain the five types as there isn't enough room in the answers:
British: the classic upright loo
German: similar, but with a shelf so you can examine your stool afterwards
French: a hole in the ground
Japanese: with lots of buttons which do bizarre and unspeakable things
Australian: use your hat

Q: What's your favourite type of toilet?
British
44%
German
0%
French
11%
Japanese
44%
Australian
0%
There have been 9 responses to this poll
Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 28 Sep 12 22:48
Potty mouth!

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Posted: 28 Sep 12 22:50
Aaaah, some actual real life toilet humour!

I like the good old fashioned British bog. I know where I am with that.

I can't imagine using a hat. Well, unless it was an emergency

I've seen those crazy Japanese human waste receptacles. I couldn't work one of them. I struggle enough when I'm using me bloody phone.

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Posted: 28 Sep 12 23:47
No plastic bags? ala the Belgians. Just askin'

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Posted: 28 Sep 12 23:49
Who gives a flush?

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Posted: 29 Sep 12 01:02
My personal favorite toilet would be the one where the man puts the seat back down. I'm sure Debbie can concur.

Ellie

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Posted: 29 Sep 12 01:40
French: A hole in the ground

Shirley you mean Trench?

Just askin'

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Posted: 29 Sep 12 02:10
You failed to include trees
Of course the other standard in asia is the "squat" toilet, which is hell when you've got the runs.

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Posted: 29 Sep 12 15:39
You can't beat a brick outhouse.

What?

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Posted: 29 Sep 12 15:40 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 29 Sep 12 15:40
You can't beat a brick outhouse.

What?

Two brick outhouses is better.

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Posted: 29 Sep 12 17:14
Potty!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 Sep 12 17:21
There's a crack in the toilet bowl.

Probably because somebody shit a brick.

From 'Man At The Top'

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