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Francois Dubois, S.J.
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Posted: 3 Oct 12 00:06
When you do know tell
Us Mark.Then we will all know.
The meaning of life.


I challenge any one to do worse than that without just chanting numbers! Or while sober.

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Posted: 3 Oct 12 11:54
A sober Haiku?
I have never been sober.
Another Chablis?

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Posted: 4 Oct 12 22:17
Oh give me a home,
With a zero point mortgage.
And I'll kiss your ass!


"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
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Posted: 5 Oct 12 07:38
Zero point mortgage?
Never heard of that sonny.
Can you explain it?

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Posted: 5 Oct 12 18:31
Zero point home loans
Are products of Fanny Mae.
I qualified not.


"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48
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Posted: 5 Oct 12 21:11
So those are really clever.

Haikus about home mortgages. Who would've thought?

Not the Japanese, I'm sure.


Interest rates are high
But I worry not today
Because mine is fixed


Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 6 Oct 12 22:07
I bought some land
In a place called Kobe
It's not there any more.

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Posted: 8 Oct 12 20:32 - Edited By: Francois Dubois, S.J., 8 Oct 12 20:32
The geese fly southward
But I am condmened to watch,
And clean up their shit.


"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
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