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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When you do know tell Us Mark.Then we will all know. The meaning of life. I challenge any one to do worse than that without just chanting numbers! Or while sober. |
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| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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A sober Haiku?
I have never been sober. Another Chablis? Debbie |
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| If 42 is the answer, the question must be how many hours before I lost my nerve and lost the profile pic? | |||
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh give me a home, With a zero point mortgage. And I'll kiss your ass! |
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| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
Mark Spoofer-in-Chief Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Zero point mortgage?
Never heard of that sonny. Can you explain it? |
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Do not feed the trolls. | |||
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Zero point home loans Are products of Fanny Mae. I qualified not. |
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| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So those are really clever.
Haikus about home mortgages. Who would've thought? Not the Japanese, I'm sure. Interest rates are high But I worry not today Because mine is fixed Ellie |
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| Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is. | |||
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I bought some land
In a place called Kobe It's not there any more. Debbie |
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| If 42 is the answer, the question must be how many hours before I lost my nerve and lost the profile pic? | |||
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The geese fly southward But I am condmened to watch, And clean up their shit. |
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| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
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