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TallandLanky WriterLocation: Los Angeles Registered: 15 May 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Dinosaurs are dead
But maybe that is not true Watch Jurassic Park |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Heels, tights, skirt and top
Bra, knickers and my wig That's Debbie's checklist Debbie |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The sun shines on me
As I bleed out though my wounds But at least there's sun Ellie |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
At the very least there is the sun.
Horrible, simply horrible stuff. If we're not careful the Japanese might just forget the Tiwanese are looting the fishing over there and come kick our round-eye asses over this haiku thread. |
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| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bad haikus are art
Not art like Picasso though But art still the same Ellie |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Art is really crap
Like wet summers in Burnley Jesus in a cap. |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lost my sunglasses
In the height of the winter Up someone's big ass Ellie |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Everything I touch
needs to be with gloves on I have phobias  |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I would never stoop to saying, "I told you skoob would contribute to the haiku thread!" No, I never would point out that skoob contributed to the haiku thread. Far be it from me to ever notice that skoob contributed to the haiku thread.
We all know skoob hates haiku. He would never get caught dead contributing to a haiku thread, be it good haiku or, like those in this thread, the worst possible haiku. Skoob wrote a haiku. It cost him his fish and chips. His fans stood and cheered. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I have no fans
Only people who hate me God bless the fools. That's me done with haikus. Aaaarrrghh!!! Regards Skoob  |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can I get a "Gotcha!" from skoob's fans?
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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What fans?
Regards Skoob. |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Our skoob claims no fans. His fall from grace no mean feat. Do wa, ditty dum. |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The pain of the dentist
Makes me cringe as she hurts my testicles somehow (this was inspired by something someone said to me today regarding the dentist) Ellie |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ellie:
Your last haiku was profound, to say the very least. It inspired me to heights of low haiku: this Bud's for you! Deep questions provoked, Do your testicles fall low Ellie the woman? |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ha....no. I don't have a pair. My friend, however, does. As he's a man. And he claims the dentist hurts just sitting in the office.
Just enjoy writing really bad haiku. It amuses me. Ellie |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Ellie can have mine
As I don't need them any more P+P extra. Debbie |
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| If 42 is the answer, the question must be how many hours before I lost my nerve and lost the profile pic? | |||
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ellie needs no balls, To juggle in the a-ir. A boyfriend, maybe? I gotta tell youse, it can't get much worse than that one! |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Debbie and Frankie-
Really funny! I love really bad haikus because I used to write them in school in my notebook for fun while I had to turn in my "proper" haikus to the teacher for a grade. Ellie |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Haiku, a haiku
My kingdom for a haiku Cried Richard Di-sen |
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Mark Spoofer-in-Chief Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Learning to read braille
Aides reading in the darkness. Now, where's my book gone? Where did that come from? The human mind is awesome. Super cool, ain't it?! Haiku is quite fun I think I might write some more But I need to work  (That didn't scan well Poetry it ain't always. Never mind, I guess.) |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nice haikus from Mark. Three full stanzas he did fill. Twelve times worse for us! |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Mark had a hair-band
back in 1992 Now he's banned hair. Debbie |
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Mark Spoofer-in-Chief Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Unbelievable
psuedointellectual creativity That was a short one, More like an acronym though. That's a different thread. |
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Mark Spoofer-in-Chief Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Maybe that should be
superintellectual I can't quite decide. |
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