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Not your finest hour on a thread started and frequented by a lady if I might make so bold JO.

Saluton! Bonan vesperon, mia nomo estas Armo.
Kielvi fartas? Cu vi parolas Esperanton? Guste.

Sanon!

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx

Lamento. Nao falo Esperanto, so Portuges e Cockney. De me um prato de jellied eels se faz favor.

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Quote: Jaggedone

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You need to apologise to Maria for that son. How would you like it if I came out with a load of diabolical old toot like that in front of your lovely missus or your daughter eh?

Just because you dont know the lady doesn't mean to say you cant show some respect for her or at the very least for her gender.

Now be a gentleman and say sorry to the lady.

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Quote: Clive Danton

Lamento. Nao falo Esperanto, so Portuges e Cockney. De me um prato de jellied eels se faz favor.

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Oui vous! vous petit blagueur. La tourte et ecrase.
Anguilles en aspic, joli vous type de cockney


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

CD, it's called sexual equality and liberation of the female race; I for one am totally for it, but one has to take the up's and the down's on the chin; a bit like 69 if you get my position!

OK, sorry for being a chauvenist cochon! (not really)

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Quote: Jaggedone

CD, it's called sexual equality and liberation of the female race; I for one am totally for it, but one has to take the up's and the down's on the chin; a bit like 69 if you get my position!

OK, sorry for being a chauvenist cochon! (not really)

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So you consider making inappropriate remarks that quite frankly would show a 10 year old in a bad light, in a gentle thread started by a lady, to be liberating and a shining beacon of sexual equality do you old son?

Well I beg to differ and as someone who likes to treat the gentler sex with deference, kindness and respect I think your argument stinks the place out to be fair with you and if I saw a geezer using language like that or acting the sleazy arseole in front of a woman I'd break his jaw a bit lively.

You'd have gone up in my estimation if you'd simply apologised to Maria and put it down to a moment of thoughtlessness but as it stands you've hit rock bottom in my eyes, not that you're likely to give a monkey's of course.

Carry on.

Easy Clive me old mate. Calm down son. Know what I mean.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx

Please bear in mind Gentlemen, that this is a public forum.

And not a 'Gentleman's' Club.

Apology required. Had my good lady been subjected to such comments, I'd be a bit ticked off too. A joke's a joke, fair enough, but please try to remember that there's a real person on the end of it.

My mate got banned for a similar tongue in cheek 'joke.'

Now then, behave, or I'll lock the thread.

Manners cost nothing.

Regards

Skoob.

What he said....................







Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm man enough to withdraw my comments (although they were made in jest) and apologise to Maria, I'm sorry.

Game over for me here!

PS: I actually didn't see anything wrong in twisting the word bucket, but if I touched another nerve; sorry!

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Quote: Jaggedone

I'm man enough to withdraw my comments (although they were made in jest) and apologise to Maria, I'm sorry.

Game over for me here!

PS: I actually didn't see anything wrong in twisting the word bucket, but if I touched another nerve; sorry!

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Jo, we have all done it mate, you have apologised and that tells me that you have not changed, you are and remain a stand up bloke, please dont get the hump. Or I will let them know about the ferret and the Barbara Cartland collection...............

Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey, what's all this then?

Clive you beautiful man. Always the gent. Thank you for your words sweetheart. I consider myself very lucky to have you looking out for me. x

That goes for Arm and Skoob too.

Hiya Jaggedone....don't you go leaving the board Mr. This thread is meant to be a bit of light hearted fun. Each and everyone of you gents has something to contribute, so no more of this nonsense and lets keep this place moving.

Keep smiling.
Maria

Good evening.

The last half dozen or so posts bring into sharp relief why I like this place so much and why it leaves other forums I've been involved with trailing in its wake, even Westhamonline.com where the mods come steaming round your house with bats for failing to use diabolical, industrial language or for not being a two bob misogynist whenever a girlie makes a post.

Everyone has ended up playing a blinder in my extremely salient and superior opinion.

The fragrant Dona Maria has put us all to shame with her feminine gentleness and proved beyond all doubt why the fair species are always worth defending.

JO has emerged looking a better man than he did when he rather ignominiously entered

Arm has reinforced what we already knew, that he's a bit of a 22 stone sweetheart on the quiet.

And of course Skoob has shown what a heartless and unrelenting cyber bully who cant do a Geordie accent to save his life he truly is.

It's just a pity Ellis wasn't around to put the icing on the cake by proving once and for all that he's a long-haired numpty and a serial bummer par excellence.

Still you dont like to grumble do yers?

*lights pipe, leaps into saddle of snow white charger, lifts Dona Maria up behind him and gallops off towards setting sun with Maria whining in his earole about riding too fast and making a right old b*****x of reading the map*

What about me?

Bloody typical man. Only got eyes for the pretty girl.

@.@

Harumph.

[flounces out]

Debbie

I love you Debbie, have I told you before? No!
Oh, right then, I love you Debbie. There you are, I have said it, so please feel free to go out and buy those new shoes, you know, the red ones with the shiny bits on.




Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Aw, you're very sweet Arm.

I think I'm going to get a new jacket though. What with going out tomorrow, and it being a bit nippy.

I was thinking of getting a little white denim bolero jacket. Classy, but versatile.

I'll save the shoes until I know I can walk up and down your back in them. I'd like it to be the first thing they do.

Debbie

The size of Arm Debs I should imagine the entire massed ranks of The Dagenham Girl Pipers could walk up and down on his back!

Nice apps btw!