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None of us are getting any younger... no, not even you Clive.

What things would you like to do or achieve before you kick the bucket...so to speak?

You can keep adding as you think of them.

Kick your arse you cheeky mare!

Kick both your arses and then kick my own. But, I would fall flat on me arse because both feet would be in the air.

Arse be back.


Love as always

Arse. I mean Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You're as much use as my wing man as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest son

Good to see you back btw

Will my bum look big on your foot?

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Quote: Clive Danton

Kick your arse you cheeky mare!

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Hello sweetheart.

Tonight has a bit of an arsefest going on.

Nice to see you Mr ArmFeetandToe!

Ok, back to the bucket list:

1. Buy my dream property...a little cottage preferably.
2. Be as self sufficient as possible.
3. Settle down with my fella for good.
4. Have another baby.

I'll come back to this.

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Kick both your arses and then kick my own. But, I would fall flat on me arse because both feet would be in the air.

Arse be back.


Love as always

Arse. I mean Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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I haven't got a foot baby girl.....it's only 11 and a half inches.

BA DOOM TISH!

I'm here all week Dollface

Here all week? You hope

This is a bucket list.

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Quote: Clive Danton

I haven't got a foot baby girl.....it's only 11 and a half inches.

BA DOOM TISH!

I'm here all week Dollface

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1 World peace, end to hunger, more equality...blah blah get the Miss World plaudits out of the way...

2 FFS
3 SRS
4 Boob job
5 Invent cosmetic surgery for making me smaller

How many can I have? Do they have to be on the same subject?

Debbie

Small hats for big headed people.
Shorten the long arm of the law.
Open a slug sanctuary.
Put the C**nt back in Scunthorpe.
Dyslexic reading lamps for all.
Turn the light on at the end of the tunnel.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxx

I'd quite like to own a new bucket one day.



And possibly visit Catford one last time.


Or possibly not.

On my bucket list:

1. To get more replies on my thread, than Clive does on his

*flutters eyelashes*

Pretty pleeeease!!

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Quote: Maria Rios

On my bucket list:

1. To get more replies on my thread, than Clive does on his

*flutters eyelashes*

Pretty pleeeease!!

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What a blaggard the man is! I would like to slap his arse.
And then he could tickle mine. Oh if only we had the time!

Henry Fagortit

I'd like to make it to December in one piece

I'd like Düsseldorf to be painted red.

High Heel Shoe day to be made compulsary so men don't complain about our driving any more.

For the DFS sale to end

Emoticons to be added to the English Dictionary ( so I know what they all mean ¬.¬)

erm

Debbie

That's it boys, keep it coming.

We need to kick his arse and his arse thread into touch.

Bucket List

1. Watch Clive running around his room trying to zap a daddy long legs.

To be able to pass as one of the girls (scowls at Maria, 'boys', pah!)

To find out what gumbo tastes like

To develop my own flavour of chewing gum

To get my damn sitcom read and accepted, and turned into a massive success.

To drink enough Italian wine to stop Italy sliding back into recession.

Debbie

Debbie, I have a few people you can contact with regards to the script, let me know and I will send you the addresses.
And, my friend, I am drinking as much red vino as I can. Promise.

Love the red shoe thing darling.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ooh thanks Hun, you're a star!

Debbie

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Debbie, I have a few people you can contact with regards to the script, let me know and I will send you the addresses.
And, my friend, I am drinking as much red vino as I can. Promise.

Love the red shoe thing darling.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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1. To work on Debbie's sitcom writing team.

2. skydiving

3. go shopping with Debbie, since I suck at it

4. learn the guitar

5. write a smutty novel


Ellie

Write a smutty novel Jamesie? But.....but.....but I just assumed you were E. L. James author of that literary tour de toot 50 Shades Of Shite!!! Come on you must be! I mean to say the clue's in the name fer chrissakes!

Hows about making the next one all about Ellis. 50 Shades Of Gay?

It's what he would have wanted trust me

To actually do some work today.

To find a dentist that doesn't suck through his teeth and go "Oooh, it's gonna cost you."

To learn the difference between Greek Yoghurt and Set Yoghurt.

To make sure that Maria's thread gets more posts than Clive's.

To take Ellie shopping, because she sucks at it.

Us girls have got to stick together.

Debbie

I think Clive secretly wants to lose this bet....the great tutu wearing, Millwall supporting girlie.

Back to the bucket list:

1. Finish crocheting the marriage blanket.
2. Throw myself back into crafts and sell them on Etsy etc.
3. Be there to see Clive in his tutu getting his 'arse' kicked

Thank you Debbie. Keep up the good work young lady.

I mean just how many heart/arse transpositions can there be? Hopefully not that many more!

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Quote: IainB

To actually do some work today.

To find a dentist that doesn't suck through his teeth and go "Oooh, it's gonna cost you."

To learn the difference between Greek Yoghurt and Set Yoghurt.

To make sure that Maria's thread gets more posts than Clive's.

To take Ellie shopping, because she sucks at it.

Us girls have got to stick together.

Debbie

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^^^^^^^ See that folks? That scheming little minx is stoopid enough to think that if she subjects me to a torrent of harsh and unnecessary abuse it will goad me into contributing to this thread and by so doing hasten my tutu wearing demise.

Well let me tell you my friends, I'm far too fly and streetwise to fall for that one.

Oh yes!!!

Ah......