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radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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For me:
A Now 34 CD, a bottle of Martini and A 12 pack of Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps from LIDL. R'DOG |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My Princess Leia hair buns.
Ellie |
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| Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is. | |||
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radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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You know the rules. Pictures PM'ed please. Usual fee. R'DOG |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
But that's it....just normal clothes. Plus my hair in buns that look like pastries.
Ellie |
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| Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is. | |||
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radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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oh, ok, bring the pastry.
R'DOG |
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A bottle of Absinthe and Demis Roussos' entire back catalogue. |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Sartorial elegance and a bucket load of concealer.
I'll bring the Blue Nun as well. Debbie |
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
While you're at it Debbie, pick up a mixed case of Black Tower and Mateus Rosé, please. |
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CaptainSausage Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Three bottles of Lambrini, a party bag of Monster Munch, some Fun size (c) Mars bars and a packet of ribbed ticklers.
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Classic Cap'n! Do you hire yourself out? I have punters waiting... |
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CaptainSausage Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nah. I'm not that kind of sausage. |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I also bring pizza.
I've got a vegetarian, a meat feast and an Hawaiian. Who's got the pizza slicer? Debbie |
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A "Do Not Resuscitate" card. I just can't handle the hangovers these days
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I bring my biggest rucksack.
Fill it with as much booze as I can then make my excuses and leave. I don't like parties but I love free booze. Simon |
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radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Having read all of the above, I'm now reconsidering about the invite over this saturday to watch Dr Who and the X Factor...
Sorry gang, but I appreciate your honesty. R'DOG |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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A pair of wellies and a cheesegrater.
Regards Skoob. |
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