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Posted: 4 Sep 12 23:39
For me:

A Now 34 CD, a bottle of Martini and
A 12 pack of Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps from LIDL.

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Posted: 4 Sep 12 23:52
My Princess Leia hair buns.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 5 Sep 12 00:44

Quote: Ellie James

My Princess Leia hair buns.

Ellie


You know the rules. Pictures PM'ed please. Usual fee.

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Posted: 5 Sep 12 02:55
But that's it....just normal clothes. Plus my hair in buns that look like pastries.

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 5 Sep 12 03:08
oh, ok, bring the pastry.

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Posted: 5 Sep 12 05:24



A bottle of Absinthe and Demis Roussos' entire back catalogue.




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Posted: 5 Sep 12 09:29
Sartorial elegance and a bucket load of concealer.

I'll bring the Blue Nun as well.

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Posted: 5 Sep 12 09:44

Quote: IainB

Sartorial elegance and a bucket load of concealer.

I'll bring the Blue Nun as well.

Debbie




While you're at it Debbie, pick up a mixed case of Black Tower and Mateus Rosé, please.




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Posted: 5 Sep 12 10:04
Three bottles of Lambrini, a party bag of Monster Munch, some Fun size (c) Mars bars and a packet of ribbed ticklers.

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Posted: 5 Sep 12 10:42

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Three bottles of Lambrini, a party bag of Monster Munch, some Fun size (c) Mars bars and a packet of ribbed ticklers.



Classic Cap'n!

Do you hire yourself out?

I have punters waiting...




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Posted: 5 Sep 12 11:53

Quote: Sidney Bollocks

Do you hire yourself out?

I have punters waiting...


Nah. I'm not that kind of sausage.

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Posted: 5 Sep 12 13:10
I also bring pizza.

I've got a vegetarian, a meat feast and an Hawaiian.

Who's got the pizza slicer?

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Posted: 5 Sep 12 14:59
A "Do Not Resuscitate" card. I just can't handle the hangovers these days

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Posted: 6 Sep 12 00:17 - Edited By: Simon Saunders, 6 Sep 12 00:18
I bring my biggest rucksack.

Fill it with as much booze as I can then make my excuses and leave.

I don't like parties but I love free booze.

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Posted: 6 Sep 12 02:13
Having read all of the above, I'm now reconsidering about the invite over this saturday to watch Dr Who and the X Factor...

Sorry gang, but I appreciate your honesty.
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Posted: 6 Sep 12 02:29
A pair of wellies and a cheesegrater.

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