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Maria Rios
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 01:12
Anyone want to call me so I can finally prove that I'm a female, not a troll and not out to cause trouble?

What more can I do?

Clive Danton
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 03:07
I'm pretty sure nobody thinks you're a troublemaker Maria.

A little hungover perhaps but hey we've all been there with the exception of The Pope and Oliver Reed

*lights pipe, places tumbler of ice water on Maria's bedside table and plops in two large effervescent tablets before removing boots and tiptoeing from room with feet creaking alarmingly like Bernard Breslaw's in Carry On Screaming*

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 17:15
You'll do for me Maria. I suppose one or two of us are a bit suspicious of newcomers these days. Hardly surprising really, considering how some of us have been maliciously trolled in recent months. Most of us really want to roll out the red carpet and welcome people with open arms, but the sad truth is that occasionally, as history demonstrates, it can blow up in your face.

Most people here are genuinely good people. I've met quite a few of them, and haven't yet come across a bad apple. Except Clivey D who's a tight fisted git when it's his round, and Lynton, who slips strange chemicals into your drink when you're not looking. Oh, and...

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 17:21 - Edited By: Clive Danton, 2 Sep 12 17:23

Quote: Skoob1999

You'll do for me Maria. I suppose one or two of us are a bit suspicious of newcomers these days. Hardly surprising really, considering how some of us have been maliciously trolled in recent months. Most of us really want to roll out the red carpet and welcome people with open arms, but the sad truth is that occasionally, as history demonstrates, it can blow up in your face.

Most people here are genuinely good people. I've met quite a few of them, and haven't yet come across a bad apple. Except Clivey D who's a tight fisted git when it's his round, and Lynton, who slips strange chemicals into your drink when you're not looking. Oh, and...

You said "blow, do, a bit, want, open, come, tight, fisted, slips and of course...Oh!"

What manner of man are you exactly? *wheeze*


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Maria Rios
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 17:25
Cheers Skoob.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 17:31

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Anyone want to call me so I can finally prove that I'm a female, not a troll and not out to cause trouble?

What more can I do?




This is crazy but write a spoof per chance?

* FOOTNOTE- I see I'm not the first person to suggest that today on the forums.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 17:34
I spoke to Mark about it and he said there's no obligation to write anything, that this is a general board for anyone to contribute to....but I'll see what I can come up with..maybe.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 18:10
I dunno.

See what I mean Maria? They're like a slathering pack of baying gangsta hounds sometimes.

Leave the lady alone!

As you were.

Skoob.



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Maria Rios
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 23:25
Thanks Skoob x

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Posted: 3 Sep 12 11:06
You mean that's not a picture of you, Maria?


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Anyone want to call me so I can finally prove that I'm a female, not a troll and not out to cause trouble?

What more can I do?


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