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Anyone want to call me so I can finally prove that I'm a female, not a troll and not out to cause trouble?

What more can I do?

I'm pretty sure nobody thinks you're a troublemaker Maria.

A little hungover perhaps but hey we've all been there with the exception of The Pope and Oliver Reed

*lights pipe, places tumbler of ice water on Maria's bedside table and plops in two large effervescent tablets before removing boots and tiptoeing from room with feet creaking alarmingly like Bernard Breslaw's in Carry On Screaming*

You'll do for me Maria. I suppose one or two of us are a bit suspicious of newcomers these days. Hardly surprising really, considering how some of us have been maliciously trolled in recent months. Most of us really want to roll out the red carpet and welcome people with open arms, but the sad truth is that occasionally, as history demonstrates, it can blow up in your face.

Most people here are genuinely good people. I've met quite a few of them, and haven't yet come across a bad apple. Except Clivey D who's a tight fisted git when it's his round, and Lynton, who slips strange chemicals into your drink when you're not looking. Oh, and...

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

You'll do for me Maria. I suppose one or two of us are a bit suspicious of newcomers these days. Hardly surprising really, considering how some of us have been maliciously trolled in recent months. Most of us really want to roll out the red carpet and welcome people with open arms, but the sad truth is that occasionally, as history demonstrates, it can blow up in your face.

Most people here are genuinely good people. I've met quite a few of them, and haven't yet come across a bad apple. Except Clivey D who's a tight fisted git when it's his round, and Lynton, who slips strange chemicals into your drink when you're not looking. Oh, and...

You said "blow, do, a bit, want, open, come, tight, fisted, slips and of course...Oh!"

What manner of man are you exactly? *wheeze*

Cheers Skoob.

x

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Quote: Maria Rios

Anyone want to call me so I can finally prove that I'm a female, not a troll and not out to cause trouble?

What more can I do?

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This is crazy but write a spoof per chance?

* FOOTNOTE- I see I'm not the first person to suggest that today on the forums.

R'DOG

I spoke to Mark about it and he said there's no obligation to write anything, that this is a general board for anyone to contribute to....but I'll see what I can come up with..maybe.

I dunno.

See what I mean Maria? They're like a slathering pack of baying gangsta hounds sometimes.

Leave the lady alone!

As you were.

Skoob.

Thanks Skoob x

You mean that's not a picture of you, Maria?

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Quote: Maria Rios

Anyone want to call me so I can finally prove that I'm a female, not a troll and not out to cause trouble?

What more can I do?

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