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Maria Rios
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:36
What we all having?

I'm being girlie and just polishing off a bottle of Baileys. Bit sickly really, but it was there.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:38
Go on then. Mine's a pint of Stella.

I do not beat the wife.

If anything, it's the other way round.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:41
You love it, boy!

You're madly in love with her, aren't you? It's lovely to see.

Nothing better than a guy in love and not afraid to say it.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:52
Me and you, Maria Rios, should be soul mates. Girls together in the land of spoor. I've just come to the end of a wee bottle of Jacob's Creek, Sauvignon Blanc. But I have to admit I love Bailey's too. But being Scottish. It just doesn't have enough alcohol in it for met. My wee bottle was 12% and it had 9 units in it. So I'm well happy.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:55
That should have been the land of spoof.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:58
I'm going to go read some of your spoofs Maria. I think I'll enjoy them.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:59 - Edited By: Maria Rios, 2 Sep 12 00:01
Did you get that, Katerina?

Actually just remembered you can't put adult links up. I'll delete it in a sec.

Hahaha yeah they're brilliant. You'll have never seen anything like them before. *bites bottom lip*



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I'm going to go read some of your spoofs Maria. I think I'll enjoy them.


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:04
By God!

I only read the first line, then I had to go for a lie down.

Help!

Skoob

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:06
Hush you, I'm watching a guy on Youtube.

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By God!

I only read the first line, then I had to go for a lie down.

Help!

Skoob


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:08
Ignore him. He's a dickhead.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:11
The Halloween one has me crying here. Maybe its the drink.

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Ignore him. He's a dickhead.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:12
Mmmn. I've just checked out your site Maria, and you don't have any stories. Write us a story Maria. You'll be great.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:13
We'll take this lot on, girls together. Where's Ellie? The three of us could have a blast. Run amok on the boards, scare all the boys with our talk of love, romance and high heels. Oh and dryers....don't forget the dryers.

Nice to meet you Katarina

x


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Me and you, Maria Rios, should be soul mates. Girls together in the land of spoor. I've just come to the end of a wee bottle of Jacob's Creek, Sauvignon Blanc. But I have to admit I love Bailey's too. But being Scottish. It just doesn't have enough alcohol in it for met. My wee bottle was 12% and it had 9 units in it. So I'm well happy.


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:15
I do have one in the wings, but haven't gotten on with finishing it. I've never done satire before, its a bit alien to me (as you can tell with my threads) haha!

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Mmmn. I've just checked out your site Maria, and you don't have any stories. Write us a story Maria. You'll be great.


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:15
Where do you post your stories, Maria. I'd love to read them.


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:19
I've sent you a link by PM of one of my stories. x



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Where do you post your stories, Maria. I'd love to read them.


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:30
I think I've scared everyone off.

*twiddles thumbs*

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 00:40
Ok, looks like you've all buggered off and left me, so I'll go and sit with the rest of the clan and talk rubbish.

Night night

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