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What we all having?

I'm being girlie and just polishing off a bottle of Baileys. Bit sickly really, but it was there.

Go on then. Mine's a pint of Stella.

I do not beat the wife.

If anything, it's the other way round.

Regards

Skoob.

You love it, boy!

You're madly in love with her, aren't you? It's lovely to see.

Nothing better than a guy in love and not afraid to say it.

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Me and you, Maria Rios, should be soul mates. Girls together in the land of spoor. I've just come to the end of a wee bottle of Jacob's Creek, Sauvignon Blanc. But I have to admit I love Bailey's too. But being Scottish. It just doesn't have enough alcohol in it for met. My wee bottle was 12% and it had 9 units in it. So I'm well happy.

That should have been the land of spoof.

I'm going to go read some of your spoofs Maria. I think I'll enjoy them.

Did you get that, Katerina?

Actually just remembered you can't put adult links up. I'll delete it in a sec.

Hahaha yeah they're brilliant. You'll have never seen anything like them before. *bites bottom lip*

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Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

I'm going to go read some of your spoofs Maria. I think I'll enjoy them.

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By God!

I only read the first line, then I had to go for a lie down.

Help!

Skoob

Hush you, I'm watching a guy on Youtube.

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Quote: Skoob1999

By God!

I only read the first line, then I had to go for a lie down.

Help!

Skoob

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Ignore him. He's a dickhead.

Regards

Skoob

The Halloween one has me crying here. Maybe its the drink.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Ignore him. He's a dickhead.

Regards

Skoob

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Mmmn. I've just checked out your site Maria, and you don't have any stories. Write us a story Maria. You'll be great.

We'll take this lot on, girls together. Where's Ellie? The three of us could have a blast. Run amok on the boards, scare all the boys with our talk of love, romance and high heels. Oh and dryers....don't forget the dryers.

Nice to meet you Katarina

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Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

Me and you, Maria Rios, should be soul mates. Girls together in the land of spoor. I've just come to the end of a wee bottle of Jacob's Creek, Sauvignon Blanc. But I have to admit I love Bailey's too. But being Scottish. It just doesn't have enough alcohol in it for met. My wee bottle was 12% and it had 9 units in it. So I'm well happy.

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I do have one in the wings, but haven't gotten on with finishing it. I've never done satire before, its a bit alien to me (as you can tell with my threads) haha!

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Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

Mmmn. I've just checked out your site Maria, and you don't have any stories. Write us a story Maria. You'll be great.

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Where do you post your stories, Maria. I'd love to read them.

I've sent you a link by PM of one of my stories. x

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Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

Where do you post your stories, Maria. I'd love to read them.

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I think I've scared everyone off.

*twiddles thumbs*

Ok, looks like you've all buggered off and left me, so I'll go and sit with the rest of the clan and talk rubbish.

Night night

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