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Maria Rios
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:59 - Edited By: Maria Rios, 1 Sep 12 23:31
I heard she's a lovely girl!

No seriously.....Could you look away if your partner were being unfaithful? For the sake of the children, a quiet life or the possibility that they might choose another over you.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:02
Absolutely not.

And I wouldn't go there either.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:05
Bugger!

Crosses Skoob of the 'To Do List'




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Absolutely not.

And I wouldn't go there either.


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:06
That was my attempt at humour.

I don't really have a list. Well I do, but its very short!



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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:06
Me neither, who the hell would put up with me?



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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:09 - Edited By: Maria Rios, 2 Sep 12 00:35
You're an angel, Arm.

I'm sure there's loads of ladies that need things reaching on the top shelf

Only joking darling. You're one of the good guys.

For me, this is a grey area. You don't always mean for things to happen.........especially the getting caught part.



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Me neither, who the hell would put up with me?



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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:34
My wife found a very good way to stop me looking at other women.

Hormones and a Debenhams store card.

Still...that Jason Statham's looking pretty good right now.

Hmmm.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:35
Hahaha!

Oh God, don't get me started on Jason Statham. He's seriously hot. Right up my street.



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My wife found a very good way to stop me looking at other women.

Hormones and a Debenhams store card.

Still...that Jason Statham's looking pretty good right now.

Hmmm.

Debbie


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:39
Hands off, I saw him first.

And even though I'm a good six inches taller than him in flats....Look at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Okay, bad example. But you know what I mean. I think Jason would like a pair of boobs he can shelter under in the rain.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:40
Hello Maria. You look like a fellow girl in this man's world of mad baffoonery. How have you found it.

Also, I'm trying to crack the world of strange fiction. Its my lifelong aim to get published in weird tales and I think being a girl is holding me back. Do you think I should adopt a boys name.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:42
Well Ian, I'm a 40F and a short 5'1" I think I beat you in the Jason needing a place to stay dry stakes.




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Hands off, I saw him first.

And even though I'm a good six inches taller than him in flats....Look at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Okay, bad example. But you know what I mean. I think Jason would like a pair of boobs he can shelter under in the rain.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:45

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Hello Maria. You look like a fellow girl in this man's world of mad baffoonery. How have you found it.

Also, I'm trying to crack the world of strange fiction. Its my lifelong aim to get published in weird tales and I think being a girl is holding me back. Do you think I should adopt a boys name.


Didn't work for me, Kat.

But then, you have talent, I just had a boys name. You can have Iain if you like, I'm not using it right now.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:46
I've pretty much stayed in the background until tonight. Initially everyone assumed (wrongly) that I was a troll. Overall everyone's been lovely and I'd like to see this place thrive again. Hence the loads of threads.

The bit of writing that I have done, has mainly been romance and erotica (smut really).



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Hello Maria. You look like a fellow girl in this man's world of mad baffoonery. How have you found it.

Also, I'm trying to crack the world of strange fiction. Its my lifelong aim to get published in weird tales and I think being a girl is holding me back. Do you think I should adopt a boys name.


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:47

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Well Ian, I'm a 40F and a short 5'1" I think I beat you in the Jason needing a place to stay dry stakes.






Damn...I can never compete with genetic girls.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:02 - Edited By: Maria Rios, 1 Sep 12 23:25
Yes I tuck them in my waistband for safe keeping





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Well Ian, I'm a 40F and a short 5'1" I think I beat you in the Jason needing a place to stay dry stakes.






Damn...I can never compete with genetic girls.

Debbie


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 01:41
No....I wouldn't look away for the sake of the kids. If it's something, I guess, that could be fixed through counseling, that would be my first step. It would all depend on the circumstances I suppose.

I've been cheated on, and it hurts. I was out the door so fast it made his head spin. That was a long time ago though. Long before I had a child.

While I don't have a partner now. I'm happy with life and I love I have my best friend who I love. I wouldn't trade him for anything.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 12:53
I wonder if statistically, women forgive men far more than men forgive women?



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Posted: 2 Sep 12 15:22

Quote: Maria Rios

I wonder if statistically, women forgive men far more than men forgive women?


I was cheated on and I walked away. Not because I couldn't forgive him, but because it made me see the whole relationship differently. I realized that there really wasn't anything to save.

If we had been married or there was a child involved and I knew deep down he still was in love and all that, it would be different. It would be hard to forgive but eventually I would. I think. I've never been in that situation. I hope I never am.

Every situation is different, but I've heard lots of men say, "If my wife did that to me, I'd never forgive her." Who knows? I think it all depends on the people involved.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.

 
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