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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 4 Sep 12 18:20
Do you shed?

IainB
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Posted: 4 Sep 12 20:44
Or garage?

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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 4 Sep 12 22:24
hair?

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Posted: 6 Sep 12 00:34
Lying, cheating, philandering, selfishness, alcoholic tendencies, a hugely over inflated ego, general indifference to others feelings, a vehement hatred of all things pink and terrible personal hygiene.

These were all listed on my ex-wifes divorce papers.

I wouldn't mind, but she forgot one thing.....A newly found cynicism regarding relationships with women of the opposite sex.

Sadly ladies, I am taken. Hard to believe I know.

Simon

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