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Jean Le Fete Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 |
Do you shed?
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IainB Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 |
Or garage?
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Jean Le Fete Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 |
hair?
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Simon Saunders Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 |
Lying, cheating, philandering, selfishness, alcoholic tendencies, a hugely over inflated ego, general indifference to others feelings, a vehement hatred of all things pink and terrible personal hygiene.
These were all listed on my ex-wifes divorce papers. I wouldn't mind, but she forgot one thing.....A newly found cynicism regarding relationships with women of the opposite sex. Sadly ladies, I am taken. Hard to believe I know. Simon |
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