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"The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"

~Sigmund Freud~

These are questions for both men and women, 'What do you bring to a relationship?' 'How do you see yourself?' 'Are women's and men's needs really that different once the early years of mindless sexual conquering is over?

Another one no one will answer...well not seriously! *laughing*

Cigarettes, alcohol and Manchester United.

Regards

Skoob.

You forgot the 16 drills, one sander and some other manly gadget!

I'm having a blast here. Giggling away to myself and only you to play with, Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Cigarettes, alcohol and Manchester United.

Regards

Skoob.

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Three sanders.

And a vernier caliper.

Miserable gits round here.

Regards

Skoob.

Pot noodle, loaf of bread, butter, and a candle.
Oh, and a box of matches in case the fire goes out.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxx

I bring 3 weeks of pmt, more shoes than a centipede needs and another bump on the car that 'I have no idea how it got there'

You're a right bunch of p*** takers. Then again, it is a Satire site

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Pot noodle, loaf of bread, butter, and a candle.
Oh, and a box of matches in case the fire goes out.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxx

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I sometimes bring Marvin Gaye CD's

But only if she's special.

(Not now obviously, but back in the day. Oh...and beer!)

Skoob

We should put a bit of music up, what do you think?

This one is for the man in my life....


Whatcha Think About That?

Well, what I would want from a relationship is a new drying machine for my kitchen. Yes. I think that would do.

And the thing I would be able to bring to a relationship would be a recipe for spicy chickpea pancakes. Not much else, though. That would be it. Oh, and I can make nice lentil soup.

I bring a shopping partner, a ready made maid, and size 42B breasts.

She brings the wine and cheese.

Debbie

Maybe we could do a time share on a chef and electrical salesman, Katerina?

Or maybe Skoob has half a dozen dryers going spare.

Electrical's seem to be 'his thing.'

Are you telling me Iain, that after all the years I've known you, that you're actually called Debbie?

There are two sides to every personality.

A Yin, a Yang.

A Left, a Right.

An Iain, a Debbie.

Or Deborah, when my mum's annoyed with me.

Does that answer the question? It does? I'd better edit it until it makes less sense then.

Debbie.

You're another funny guy. Where did Arm, Fergus and Skoob go?

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Quote: IainB

There are two sides to every personality.

A Yin, a Yang.

A Left, a Right.

An Iain, a Debbie.

Or Deborah, when my mum's annoyed with me.

Does that answer the question? It does? I'd better edit it until it makes less sense then.

Debbie.

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The fridge Maria.

The fridge.

You'll never guess what for...

Regards

Skoob.

An electric drill?

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The fridge Maria.

The fridge.

You'll never guess what for...

Regards

Skoob.

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I don't need a fridge, thank you. Its a drying machine I need. It broke down a year ago and I still haven't found an electrician to sort it. I'm going to research my story now. I may be some time.

I bring mean culinary skills. I also bring a dog. I also wear a lot of pink. So, I guess I bring pink as well.

I also bring 36Cs which, no matter how hard Debbie tries, she just can't.

Ellie

Nothing from Nothing

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Nothing from Nothing

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You're bringing Billy Preston? I guess that's what hillbillies bring?

Ellie

No silly, the words to the song, "Nothing plus nothing leaves nothing, you gotta have something, if you're gonna be with me."

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Quote: Ellie James

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Nothing from Nothing

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You're bringing Billy Preston? I guess that's what hillbillies bring?

Ellie

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Quote: Skoob1999

The fridge Maria.

The fridge.

You'll never guess what for...

Regards

Skoob.

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I bought a girl a fridge magnet once. Then she wanted a fridge. :-/

Muscle and blood and skin and bone, a mind that's weak and a back that's strong.

Seems to please most of em to be fair. I know what women want you see? Not many men do.

Christ I've just got this sudden urge to whip me tool out while 2001 A Space Odyssey is playing in the background!

Please feel free to involve the police

What? Singing 'Walking On The Moon'?

Makes sense to me.

Regards

Skoob.

Being a cat, I bring a fur coat, an ability to purr when
pleased, an ability to hit High-C when displeased, and
extraordinary mousing skills.

Actually, I am currently homeless.
Life on the street is getting me down. Any takers out there?


Love and Purrs,
Aubergine