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Maria Rios
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:50
"The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"

~Sigmund Freud~

These are questions for both men and women, 'What do you bring to a relationship?' 'How do you see yourself?' 'Are women's and men's needs really that different once the early years of mindless sexual conquering is over?

Another one no one will answer...well not seriously! *laughing*


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:54
Cigarettes, alcohol and Manchester United.

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Maria Rios
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:55
You forgot the 16 drills, one sander and some other manly gadget!

I'm having a blast here. Giggling away to myself and only you to play with, Skoob.




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Cigarettes, alcohol and Manchester United.

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Skoob.


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:08
Three sanders.

And a vernier caliper.

Miserable gits round here.

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Skoob.



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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:10
Pot noodle, loaf of bread, butter, and a candle.
Oh, and a box of matches in case the fire goes out.


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:14
I bring 3 weeks of pmt, more shoes than a centipede needs and another bump on the car that 'I have no idea how it got there'

You're a right bunch of p*** takers. Then again, it is a Satire site

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Pot noodle, loaf of bread, butter, and a candle.
Oh, and a box of matches in case the fire goes out.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxx


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:22
I sometimes bring Marvin Gaye CD's

But only if she's special.

(Not now obviously, but back in the day. Oh...and beer!)

Skoob

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:25
We should put a bit of music up, what do you think?

This one is for the man in my life....


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:26
Well, what I would want from a relationship is a new drying machine for my kitchen. Yes. I think that would do.

And the thing I would be able to bring to a relationship would be a recipe for spicy chickpea pancakes. Not much else, though. That would be it. Oh, and I can make nice lentil soup.


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:31
I bring a shopping partner, a ready made maid, and size 42B breasts.

She brings the wine and cheese.

Debbie

If 42 is the answer, the question is if 24 looks in the mirror, who does she see?
Maria Rios
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:32
Maybe we could do a time share on a chef and electrical salesman, Katerina?

Or maybe Skoob has half a dozen dryers going spare.

Electrical's seem to be 'his thing.'



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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:33
Are you telling me Iain, that after all the years I've known you, that you're actually called Debbie?


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:37
There are two sides to every personality.

A Yin, a Yang.

A Left, a Right.

An Iain, a Debbie.

Or Deborah, when my mum's annoyed with me.

Does that answer the question? It does? I'd better edit it until it makes less sense then.

Debbie.

If 42 is the answer, the question is if 24 looks in the mirror, who does she see?
Maria Rios
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:05
You're another funny guy. Where did Arm, Fergus and Skoob go?



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There are two sides to every personality.

A Yin, a Yang.

A Left, a Right.

An Iain, a Debbie.

Or Deborah, when my mum's annoyed with me.

Does that answer the question? It does? I'd better edit it until it makes less sense then.

Debbie.


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:08
The fridge Maria.

The fridge.

You'll never guess what for...

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:13
An electric drill?



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The fridge Maria.

The fridge.

You'll never guess what for...

Regards

Skoob.


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:16
I don't need a fridge, thank you. Its a drying machine I need. It broke down a year ago and I still haven't found an electrician to sort it. I'm going to research my story now. I may be some time.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 01:50
I bring mean culinary skills. I also bring a dog. I also wear a lot of pink. So, I guess I bring pink as well.

I also bring 36Cs which, no matter how hard Debbie tries, she just can't.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 02:19
It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 02:42

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Nothing from Nothing



You're bringing Billy Preston? I guess that's what hillbillies bring?

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 05:14 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 2 Sep 12 05:14
No silly, the words to the song, "Nothing plus nothing leaves nothing, you gotta have something, if you're gonna be with me."







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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Nothing from Nothing



You're bringing Billy Preston? I guess that's what hillbillies bring?

Ellie


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 17:54

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The fridge Maria.

The fridge.

You'll never guess what for...

Regards

Skoob.


I bought a girl a fridge magnet once. Then she wanted a fridge. :-/


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 21:51
Muscle and blood and skin and bone, a mind that's weak and a back that's strong.

Seems to please most of em to be fair. I know what women want you see? Not many men do.

Christ I've just got this sudden urge to whip me tool out while 2001 A Space Odyssey is playing in the background!

Please feel free to involve the police

Just leave it. Let it go...IT'S OVER!
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Posted: 2 Sep 12 22:04
What? Singing 'Walking On The Moon'?

Makes sense to me.

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Skoob.

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Posted: 3 Sep 12 15:44 - Edited By: Aubergine Underwood, 3 Sep 12 16:07
Being a cat, I bring a fur coat, an ability to purr when
pleased, an ability to hit High-C when displeased, and
extraordinary mousing skills.

Actually, I am currently homeless.
Life on the street is getting me down. Any takers out there?


Love and Purrs,
Aubergine

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