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Maria Rios
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:48
Courtney Love's summation of Kurt Cobain: 'Sex, to him, was incredibly sacred. He found commitment to be an aphrodisiac.

What's your aphrodisiac?


Bet no fecker answers this one. Boring bunch

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:55
BEER GOGGLES!

Slow down. I'm struggling to keep up here.

*Gasp*

Skoob.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:56
You might want to rephrase that, Skoob!



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BEER GOGGLES!

Slow down. I'm struggling to keep up here.

*Gasp*

Skoob.


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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:00
No! I'm struggling to keep up!

Honest!

Probably the beer.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:02
Beer has that effect on men.

*Keeps face straight*

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:12
My misses when she does me a fry up.









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(Do you need oxygen SKOOB)

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Maria Rios
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:18
Stephen Fry?

Mine is love. High levels of testosterone and a dominant personality.



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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:27
Amazing eyes and a sense of humor.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:29
2mg of oestrogen and 12mg of spiralactone.

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Maria Rios
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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:29
God Ellie....my thing is eyes, mouth and hands.

Evening. How you doing?



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Amazing eyes and a sense of humor.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 18:33
Bloodshot eyes.

Regards

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Posted: 3 Sep 12 14:04
I don't need one I'm a eunuch!


Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 4 Sep 12 18:23
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