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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
Ok I'll try a less serious thread.....well possibly.
If you could read minds, what would you expect to hear in the person above you's head? Anyone prepared to do me? |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
Maybe you should rephrase that one Maria
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
That's not what I meant to say.
Rephrase: Anyone prepared to say what they think is going off in my head? |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
That's better.
Probably something to do with livening up the forum? Regards Skoob |
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
Laughing. Damn you got in there before me.
Ok, I'm going to do Skoob *sniggers* "Maria's gone mental. I think I preferred it when she stuck to the music thread...though she is kinda cute." ![]()
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
Actually I was just wondering what crap my better half is going to bid for on eBay.
We'll have to buy more cupboards. I have sixteen electric drills. Regards Skoob. |
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
What on earth do you have sixteen electric drills for?
Are you a drill salesman or a lorry driver on a Little Chef murder spree. Well provided the intended victim comes within 5 foot of you and your electric drill that is.
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
I've got three sanders as well.
Never use any of them. And a vernier caliper. Regards Skoob. |
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
You're a bit odd aren't you Skoob?
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IainB Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 |
Maria is thinking "Skoob's a bit odd."
Perhaps I should have chosen Claire Voyant as my new name. Bugger, the paper work's all done now. Debbie |
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
Debbie is thinking 'Does my bum look big in this?'
I'm right aren't I?
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IainB Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 |
Nope...I was thinking "Why is there no instruction video for eyeliner". It either goes half way down your cheek like some mad Parkinson's problem, or in your eyeball.
I was planning on inventing an eyeliner guide that I would take to the Dragons and sell for millions. Except, I have a strong belief that there is a lesson at school, probably Home Ec, in which this skill is taught only to genetic girls. This was shortly followed by the thought that I should go to bed, which was followed by an action of going to bed. Thought precedes action, I have proved I have free will. Debbie |
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
I'm struggling to read minds today, Ian. Including my own.
*Looks a funny shade of green* |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
I bet Maria's thinking: "NEVER AGAIN!"
At least until next time. ![]() Regards Skoob. |
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
Haha!
I bet Skoobs revelling in my misery!! Afternoon you wicked man. |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
Nah. Sorry Maria. I'm thinking I should be down the road at Southampton trying to pick up a black market ticket to watch United this avvy. But wifey seems to have kicked that idea into touch.
I'll watch it on the telly instead. Unless I can summon up me best powers of persuasion... Regards Skoob. |
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
Which 'United' are we talking about?
*Pretends to be interested in football* |
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radiogagger Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 |
Debbie is thinking "She spelt my name (Iain) wrong" Oh, and obligatory yt link ;-/ |
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| Henry Ford: 'Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right' | |||
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
Ooops sorry for the mistake Iain and RDG!!
Great girlie film by the way. ![]() |
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IainB Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 |
Debbie's fine.
Nobody has ever misspelled Debbie. It's short for Deborah, not Debra or any other such silliness. Deb is okay, too. Or D if you're feeling lazy or rushed for time, or paying per character. True story: I spelled 'Iain' when I signed my soul to T-Mobile about 5 years ago. Despite several attempts to get it changed, they still call me Ianin. It's hilarious when cold callers from India attempt to pronounce that. Debbie |
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radiogagger Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 |
A Cold caller from one of the hottest countries in the world?
What were they selling - home delivery of curry? R'DOG |
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