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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:28
Ok I'll try a less serious thread.....well possibly.

If you could read minds, what would you expect to hear in the person above you's head?

Anyone prepared to do me?

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:36
Maybe you should rephrase that one Maria

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:36
That's not what I meant to say.

Rephrase:

Anyone prepared to say what they think is going off in my head?

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:39
That's better.

Probably something to do with livening up the forum?

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:39 - Edited By: Maria Rios, 1 Sep 12 21:40
Laughing. Damn you got in there before me.

Ok, I'm going to do Skoob *sniggers*

"Maria's gone mental. I think I preferred it when she stuck to the music thread...though she is kinda cute."





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Maybe you should rephrase that one Maria

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:42
Actually I was just wondering what crap my better half is going to bid for on eBay.

We'll have to buy more cupboards.

I have sixteen electric drills.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:45
What on earth do you have sixteen electric drills for?

Are you a drill salesman or a lorry driver on a Little Chef murder spree. Well provided the intended victim comes within 5 foot of you and your electric drill that is.



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Actually I was just wondering what crap my better half is going to bid for on eBay.

We'll have to buy more cupboards.

I have sixteen electric drills.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:50
I've got three sanders as well.

Never use any of them.

And a vernier caliper.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 21:52
You're a bit odd aren't you Skoob?



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Posted: 1 Sep 12 22:43
Maria is thinking "Skoob's a bit odd."

Perhaps I should have chosen Claire Voyant as my new name.

Bugger, the paper work's all done now.

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Posted: 1 Sep 12 23:04
Debbie is thinking 'Does my bum look big in this?'

I'm right aren't I?



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Maria is thinking "Skoob's a bit odd."

Perhaps I should have chosen Claire Voyant as my new name.

Bugger, the paper work's all done now.

Debbie


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Posted: 2 Sep 12 09:57
Nope...I was thinking "Why is there no instruction video for eyeliner". It either goes half way down your cheek like some mad Parkinson's problem, or in your eyeball.

I was planning on inventing an eyeliner guide that I would take to the Dragons and sell for millions.

Except, I have a strong belief that there is a lesson at school, probably Home Ec, in which this skill is taught only to genetic girls.

This was shortly followed by the thought that I should go to bed, which was followed by an action of going to bed. Thought precedes action, I have proved I have free will.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 12:00
I'm struggling to read minds today, Ian. Including my own.

*Looks a funny shade of green*

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 12:17
I bet Maria's thinking: "NEVER AGAIN!"

At least until next time.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 12:20
Haha!

I bet Skoobs revelling in my misery!!


Afternoon you wicked man.

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 12:25
Nah. Sorry Maria. I'm thinking I should be down the road at Southampton trying to pick up a black market ticket to watch United this avvy. But wifey seems to have kicked that idea into touch.

I'll watch it on the telly instead.

Unless I can summon up me best powers of persuasion...

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 12:27
Which 'United' are we talking about?

*Pretends to be interested in football*



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Posted: 2 Sep 12 14:21 - Edited By: radiogagger, 2 Sep 12 18:24

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I'm struggling to read minds today, Ian. Including my own.

*Looks a funny shade of green*


Debbie is thinking "She spelt my name (Iain) wrong"

Oh, and obligatory yt link

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Posted: 2 Sep 12 23:28
Ooops sorry for the mistake Iain and RDG!!

Great girlie film by the way.



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Posted: 3 Sep 12 12:04 - Edited By: IainB, 3 Sep 12 12:06
Debbie's fine.

Nobody has ever misspelled Debbie.

It's short for Deborah, not Debra or any other such silliness.

Deb is okay, too.

Or D if you're feeling lazy or rushed for time, or paying per character.

True story: I spelled 'Iain' when I signed my soul to T-Mobile about 5 years ago. Despite several attempts to get it changed, they still call me Ianin. It's hilarious when cold callers from India attempt to pronounce that.

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Posted: 3 Sep 12 18:36
A Cold caller from one of the hottest countries in the world?
What were they selling - home delivery of curry?

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