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armfeetandtoe Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 |
Hockney: A bigger Splash 1967
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Ellis Ian Fields Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 |
Why are we comparing apples and oranges, arm?
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
I thought it was about fish.
Regards Skoob. |
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armfeetandtoe Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 |
Shut up you pair of Loathsome spotted toads or I will turn you into an insulting thread with huge nobs on.
So there Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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armfeetandtoe Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 |
What fukin idiot started this stupid poll?
Anon |
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radiogagger Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 |
I voted for Hackney because I've never been to Pillock.
I don't even know where Pillockshire is. |
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Simon Saunders Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 |
Personally I think Graeme Pollock was a tremendous batsmen.
To be honest, I don't much care for hockey. Simondore Dali. |
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Sidney Bollocks Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 |
Apples & oranges? Fish? Hackney? Cricket? I'm confused. It's all pollocks, nothing but absolute pollocks. Good morning to you. |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
cojones, cohones and the Argonauts
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armfeetandtoe Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 |
You bunch of art ingrates! paint by numbers merchants! Its the last time I try and interest you Heathens in something boring and inane, how dare you mock the afflicted. I am sending a letter. So there, bet your worried now.
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Skoob1999 Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 |
Are we still talking about fish?
Athletico Just axing Skoob. (4-0 Athletico... still counting...heh heh!) |
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armfeetandtoe Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 |
May the fleas of a thousand Camels arseholes infest you for at least a week. Mocking me you are, Mocking me.
Arm xxxxxxxxxxx |
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Ellis Ian Fields Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 |
That "artist of light" Thomas Kinkade has a shop on the High Street down here. Hate it, I do, but me mam always says you shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
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armfeetandtoe Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 |
He has shops in every high street. The most commercial Artist ever. Why not, how else do you sell the pics?
Arm xxxxxxxxxx |
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
I don't know who they are Arm?
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armfeetandtoe Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 |
Paul Jackson Pollock born about 1922 died in a car accident in 1956 a very influential American artist and major player in the Abstract Expressionist school. He was held in awe for his "Drip painting" tequnique. A bit of a piss head and known for his violent outbursts.
David Hockney,artist, designer, draughsman, scenery painter, poet, print maker, and photographer. Was a leading light in the 60s "Pop art" culture. "A bigger Grand Canyon" 1998 and "A bigger Splash" 1967 teo of his best. There you go. Arm xxxxxx |
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Maria Rios Registered: 11 Apr 12 |
Oh! Well in that case I'll go with Pollock because his name sounds like Bollock and I'm in for one soon.
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