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Posted: 28 Aug 12 22:30
Anyone else seen this fantastic bit of British comedy?
Absolute class, smacks of the 70s humour. What a breath of fresh air. Brilliant.



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Posted: 28 Aug 12 23:23
Bit more info please mate?

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Posted: 28 Aug 12 23:56
BBC1 SKOOB so should be repeated. A sitcom about a Pakistani family, have not laughed so much in a long time.



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Posted: 29 Aug 12 01:11
Made me chuckle.

"Did you see news at ten? Pakistan was mentioned ten times. Twice for positive reasons."

I may of mangled that line slightly.

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Posted: 29 Aug 12 08:16
Spot on Simon!

I like the lines in the Mosque when he meets the white English convert.

"Why are you here? your not Pakistni"?

"Are you being racist because I am white?"

"No, because you are ginger!"


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Posted: 30 Aug 12 13:25 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 30 Aug 12 13:25
So only the two us saw it then?




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Posted: 30 Aug 12 13:27
Nope - a bunch of people have, predictably, complained to the Beeb that it insults Islam.

I didn't see it, so I dunno. But as it was written by someone I understand to be Muslim, you have wonder...

No-one speaks English and everything's broken.
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Posted: 30 Aug 12 13:33
The band wagon is rolling again. Anglicans complaining on behalf of people that would rather watch the programme and laugh along with the rest of the country.

Still, I am sure they know what is best for your average Muslim family, eh..........................


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Posted: 30 Aug 12 15:57
Just watched it. It was okay, some good lines. Sort of a Pakistani version of Mrs Brown's Boys.

Bit one dimensional I thought.

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Posted: 30 Aug 12 18:29
Aga Khan in the oven with him!


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Posted: 31 Aug 12 15:19
Who?

Just askin'

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Posted: 31 Aug 12 16:13 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 31 Aug 12 16:15
Not much decent comedy about. Grab it while you can.


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Posted: 31 Aug 12 16:21
Oh, I dunno about that mate.

Love Story with Barney McGrew and Rhino Neil was hilarious.

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Posted: 31 Aug 12 16:51
Laughed all the way through, I only cried when Irene hit me over the head with a broom handle for spoiling the atmos.

The Odd couple, Jock lommon and Water Matthau


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Posted: 31 Aug 12 16:58
Casablanca - comedy classic.

"Play it Sam."

"I just did."

"Play it again."

"Cost yer a pint."

"Fair enough. You drive a hard bargain Sam."

"Sure do. Good job it's happy hour."

"Sam...."

"Yup?"

"Just play the fucking song..."

"Okay...."

And that.

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Posted: 31 Aug 12 17:07
rich playboy and oven called Aga; oh never mind!

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Posted: 31 Aug 12 17:15 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 31 Aug 12 17:16
Brief Encounter (1945)

Celia Johnson leans out the carriage window as the train pulls out of the station.

"Oy! Alec! Remember the viagra next time you mug"!

Trevor Howard responds.

"You fukin tart! wheres me wallet"!

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Posted: 31 Aug 12 17:33
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan...

I feel for you

I think I love you!

I'm just talking bollocks now. Time for me nap.

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