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Posted: 26 Aug 12 00:01
Has denied he ever did drugs, but admits pedalling.



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Posted: 26 Aug 12 00:35
I really want to believe him, but truthfully, I've always suspected something.

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 26 Aug 12 00:41
It's all irrelevant at this stage.

He Has all the money thrown at him during the good years.
I wouldn't say he he gives a Shit these days.

Why would he? If he didn't care back then, why would he now?



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Posted: 26 Aug 12 00:43
It's all irrelevant at this stage.

He Has all the money thrown at him during the good years.
I wouldn't say he he gives a Shit these days.

Why would he? If he didn't care back then, why would he now?



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Posted: 26 Aug 12 14:34
This is a shock to me.

Another one bites the dust?

RIP Satchmo. It certainly won't be a "Wonderful World" without you in it, thats for sure.

Not only an accomplished (and cheating) cyclist but a hell of a trumpeter to.

God bless, and don't worry mate, you had some balls, well, once you did anyway.

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Posted: 26 Aug 12 14:57

Quote: radiogagger

Has denied he ever did drugs, but admits pedalling.


5 Thumbs up for this comment! It's a very saddle situation indeed. Heartbreaking.

It spokes volumes about the chain reaction of drug use in the world of cycling. It's wheely, wheely tragic.

I thing he is just a small cog though in the whole business, he was such a dynamo and this has certainly put the brakes on his legacy.

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Posted: 26 Aug 12 15:16
He was framed.

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Posted: 26 Aug 12 15:18
That's what his spokesman said.

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Posted: 26 Aug 12 16:32
Well it sounds like all of the top ones were doing something, so it was pretty even up. Equal scum bags. I still like Lance though, I think for the most part he is a good person and I have loved spoofing him over the years.

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Posted: 26 Aug 12 16:48
Do you ever get tyred of it,, it just seems that the story is constantly recycled.

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Posted: 26 Aug 12 17:33
This thread has certainly taken the yellow jersey at the top of the forum. Might struggle in the mountains.
Potential though to be come a tour de force.

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Posted: 26 Aug 12 18:15
Hopefully everybody will Raleigh around this thread, it remains stabilized and hopefully another tandem thread does not appear.

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Posted: 26 Aug 12 20:17
On yer bike!

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Posted: 27 Aug 12 00:36
Yes but it has ten speeds!


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Do you ever get tyred of it,, it just seems that the story is constantly recycled.


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Posted: 27 Aug 12 00:39

Yikes!


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