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Posted: 24 Aug 12 10:27 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 24 Aug 12 10:28
I am unanimous that some of these Spoofing types need a good ticking orf for the way they use bad language and bad english. Recently there was an article about people with thier trousers down! How rude. Now then, this sort of naughtyness must stop or I will be making a very loud and strong complaint to the management of this establishment.

I understand he is a bit of a fly by night and eats jellied eels so what sort of reply I will get heaven knows. Now think on your scallywags and lets see a vast improvement.

Mrs Beaty Swollocks
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Posted: 24 Aug 12 15:54
I prefer light-blues actually, much more speedy!

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Posted: 24 Aug 12 16:08
How very dare you! I will not tolerate outspoken remarks without first putting your hand up. Now, if you wish to address me please do so. Starting with Mrs Swollocks.

Shall we do that agin Mr Jaggadone?

Im waiting........



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Posted: 24 Aug 12 16:38
Sorry Miss B Swoll(en)ocks,

six of the best, or a damn good slippering (hopefully tonight, the missus is feeling slightly S & M'd)

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Posted: 24 Aug 12 16:50
At last! we have someone with inbreeding. I shall of course overlook the smut, six of the best, trousers down. Now young man, I am felicitously looking for a crockery handling operative in the kitchen department. £2 per hour and all the left overs one can eat, provided it is not the mutton or the liver pate. Oh and you may not get the kitchen maid, Maude Boggins up the duff, I mean pregnant.



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Posted: 24 Aug 12 18:08
Miss Swollen Bollocks,

I hereby admit the fact that I am in denial and promiscuos never to look at young ladies boobs again until tomorrow when the sun rises (In the dark it's no fun!).

If I deserve a good spanking then please let my local nurse, who is a nymphomaniac Dominatrix in her spare time, do the whipping, otherwise I'll cry!

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Posted: 24 Aug 12 18:54
Oh dear Nanny where for art thee? Run orf with the bludy milkman! She was a stern woman, I think because she used to be a drill seargent in the Scots Guards. Nice moustache.
Once rugby tackled a raging bull in the lower field. Used to hear some funny sounds coming from her room. Wind I suppose.

So Mr Minjear you want to work on the estate eh? Got any references? Any skeletons lurking in the cupboards?


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