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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:45
Happens all the time, so I thought, why not start a topic.







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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:50
Im ignoring myself and going off topic.


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Posted: 22 Aug 12 13:56
So anyway, this Panda walks into a bar and orders bamboo shoots. Then without warning he pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender, then leaves.

Somebody asked, "Why did he do that?!!)

Reply: Everybody knows a Panda eats, shoots and leaves.

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 16:01
JLF, I liked that!

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 19:17
Nice weather we are having, lots of sun.



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Posted: 23 Aug 12 01:04
Just gone two o'clock. Next bus is quarter past.

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Posted: 23 Aug 12 06:58
Quarter past! you lucky B+++++d! I had to wait three hours and I still didn't cum! (Python)

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Posted: 23 Aug 12 21:18
I like trains, wankers are never on time. Someone told me they no longer use steam. Is that true.









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Posted: 23 Aug 12 23:46
I have an N guage train, electric all the way, can barely carry a flea though.

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Posted: 27 Aug 12 13:04
I've driven a steam train, as a nipper. The old man worked on the railway.

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Posted: 27 Aug 12 15:08
nice one Skoob, we used to play on the railway lines too; pretty electric!

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Posted: 27 Aug 12 17:03
I played on a washing line once. Thought I would try my hand at tightrope walking. My Mum was not pleased. Her washing got covered in th blood from my gashed nugget.

Thanks for that SKOOB, I love the railways, steam.


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Posted: 27 Aug 12 17:12 - Edited By: CaptainSausage, 27 Aug 12 17:13
I once attempted to reconstruct an original Aerial Steam Carriage from 1842, but regrettably I couldn't fly the thing because I couldn't obtain any coal. Curse you, Scargill!

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Posted: 27 Aug 12 18:09
In the top row, middle picture, there's a sliding door in the wall on the left. That used to be the workshop where me dad's office was. He was a fitter there.

All gone now of course.

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