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Ellis Ian Fields Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
er... I think so... yes!
Twat! Do you get stared at in pubs? |
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Always... |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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You lot better toddle off home. Your carers are looking for you.
And the bloke from the cop shop'll be ringing about the curfew tag anytime. Bottoms Skoob. |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
What! No insult from SKOOB! Is he on strike!
Arm |
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arm, no discussion, no niceties, just insults. Please. There were two insults from Skoob, just very subtle ones. Get with the programme! |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Arm, you are normal! That's an insult if I ever heard one and as for our possum down-under you are full of Cojones! (Xtra written properly for Skoob who sometimes likes to toss his)
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churchmouse Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Christ, what a bunch of tossers! I've seen better insults bandied about in a junior-school 'support and teamwork' group. Wankers the lot of you. Apart from my special friend, who's merely a twat. |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Who fukin said I was normal! Bastards! Me normal? I have a pedigree in rural insanity yu nose mining tossers.
Arm (Kisses withheld as per insult thread rules) |
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Right, Ellis ya bastard, where are you? Come out, come out wherever you are. |
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And you Churchmouse. Leave those bloody altar boys alone! |
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churchmouse Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Not that difficult to Alter boys, at least according to Gay Larry, or whatever the bastard's name was. But then again, living in Oss-ter-ralia; where the sun is bright, and the sky is blue, and the girls all look like you, you pommie bastard; I don't suppose you notice much difference. Give us a light Mac. |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Orstralia! fukin great rats hoppin abart orl over the fukin place! An they calls em Kangaroos! Must be a shit hole.
Arm (Kisses ect) |
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Eurocleese De Zouch Writer Registered: 10 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cor, what a bunch of flouncy cobblers this is...Can't anyone ruddy, flippin' insult anymore? You're all moth buggerers, the lot of you...
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Don't insult Aussies mate, they loved Erskine Quint! I'll have your balls on an Aussie bbq, damn pommies!
orstralia! fukin great rats hoppin abart orl over the fukin place! An they calls em Kangaroos! Must be a shit hole. Arm (Kisses ect) |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Yu fukin orstrarlian brown noser.
(Sorry mate, I will send them an apology) Arm (Kisses withdrawn as per thread rules) |
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ohhhh Orstralians, I thought you said albatross...
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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JLF, get into the thread or f++k off!! (just joking)
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh, its because i didn't say F$$k! Okay I thought you said F$$kin' Albatross!!!! Stupid bastard australians! (mumbles to self)
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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That's better and f++k me too!
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
EDZ, where did you get that suit? I want one...for my boss. He's a total twat. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I thought it was a snail!
Anyway, this thread's crap. Absolute bloody rubbish. And you're all shite! Regards Skoob. |
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob, with respect sir, haddaway an shite. |
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Sidney Bollocks Writer Location: Brisbane, Australia Registered: 6 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I confess, I'm a complete bastard. Why? A colleague of mine has just had a hip replacement. I'm going to visit her in hospital tomorrow. What present am I taking her? A pair of fucking roller skates, ha! |
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churchmouse Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Take her a hula hoop. She won't be able to hide it in her handbag, or secrete it in the ward before she leaves. Hang on, just thought... Haven't added an insult. I reckon she's a freeloading bastard who's taking vital medical funding away from deserving alcoholic writers, the greedy cow. There, that should do it. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Church
You're nothing but a cad and a fucking rotter. With piles. Luv Skoob. |
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