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Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:32
er... I think so... yes!

Twat! Do you get stared at in pubs?

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Sidney Bollocks
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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:34



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Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:39
You lot better toddle off home. Your carers are looking for you.

And the bloke from the cop shop'll be ringing about the curfew tag anytime.

Bottoms

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 12:04
What! No insult from SKOOB! Is he on strike!



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Posted: 22 Aug 12 12:19 - Edited By: Sidney Bollocks, 22 Aug 12 12:29



Arm, no discussion, no niceties, just insults. Please.

There were two insults from Skoob, just very subtle ones.

Get with the programme!





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Posted: 22 Aug 12 16:06 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 22 Aug 12 16:06
Arm, you are normal! That's an insult if I ever heard one and as for our possum down-under you are full of Cojones! (Xtra written properly for Skoob who sometimes likes to toss his)

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 22 Aug 12 17:03


Christ, what a bunch of tossers!

I've seen better insults bandied about in a junior-school 'support and teamwork' group.

Wankers the lot of you.





Apart from my special friend, who's merely a twat.




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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 22 Aug 12 17:12
Who fukin said I was normal! Bastards! Me normal? I have a pedigree in rural insanity yu nose mining tossers.



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Sidney Bollocks
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Posted: 23 Aug 12 09:00



Right, Ellis ya bastard, where are you?

Come out, come out wherever you are.




Sidney Bollocks
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Posted: 23 Aug 12 09:18



And you Churchmouse.

Leave those bloody altar boys alone!




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Posted: 23 Aug 12 17:01


Not that difficult to Alter boys, at least according to Gay Larry, or whatever the bastard's name was.

But then again, living in Oss-ter-ralia; where the sun is bright, and the sky is blue, and the girls all look like you, you pommie bastard; I don't suppose you notice much difference.

Give us a light Mac.




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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 23 Aug 12 17:08
Orstralia! fukin great rats hoppin abart orl over the fukin place! An they calls em Kangaroos! Must be a shit hole.


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Posted: 23 Aug 12 17:56
Cor, what a bunch of flouncy cobblers this is...Can't anyone ruddy, flippin' insult anymore? You're all moth buggerers, the lot of you...

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Posted: 23 Aug 12 19:57 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 24 Aug 12 07:18
Don't insult Aussies mate, they loved Erskine Quint! I'll have your balls on an Aussie bbq, damn pommies!

orstralia! fukin great rats hoppin abart orl over the fukin place! An they calls em Kangaroos! Must be a shit hole.


Arm (Kisses ect)


Monkey nutter...
armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 23 Aug 12 20:32
Yu fukin orstrarlian brown noser.


(Sorry mate, I will send them an apology)



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Posted: 23 Aug 12 23:50
Ohhhh Orstralians, I thought you said albatross...

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Posted: 24 Aug 12 07:19
JLF, get into the thread or f++k off!! (just joking)

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Posted: 24 Aug 12 11:53
Oh, its because i didn't say F$$k! Okay I thought you said F$$kin' Albatross!!!! Stupid bastard australians! (mumbles to self)




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JLF, get into the thread or f++k off!! (just joking)


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Jaggedone
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Posted: 24 Aug 12 15:53
That's better and f++k me too!

Monkey nutter...
Sidney Bollocks
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Posted: 25 Aug 12 10:21



EDZ, where did you get that suit?

I want one...for my boss.

He's a total twat.




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Posted: 25 Aug 12 11:06
I thought it was a snail!

Anyway, this thread's crap. Absolute bloody rubbish.

And you're all shite!

Regards

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Posted: 25 Aug 12 11:54



Skoob, with respect sir, haddaway an shite.




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Posted: 25 Aug 12 12:07



I confess, I'm a complete bastard.

Why?

A colleague of mine has just had a hip replacement.

I'm going to visit her in hospital tomorrow.

What present am I taking her?

A pair of fucking roller skates, ha!




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Posted: 25 Aug 12 20:58

Take her a hula hoop.

She won't be able to hide it in her handbag, or secrete it in the ward before she leaves.


Hang on, just thought... Haven't added an insult.


I reckon she's a freeloading bastard who's taking vital medical funding away from deserving alcoholic writers, the greedy cow.


There, that should do it.




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Posted: 25 Aug 12 21:05
Church

You're nothing but a cad and a fucking rotter.

With piles.

Luv

Skoob.

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