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Sidney Bollocks
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Posted: 22 Aug 12 08:51



Ellis, how dare you suggest my name is a load of bollocks.

You have the breath of a wombat and your mother was a possum!

So there!




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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:09
Now you see, this is how people fall out.

Sid, you dopey ex-patriate-pom-living-with-the-diggers... I merely said your name was "bollocks" not "a load of..."

Get yer bleeding facts straight!

Tch. Honestly, Standards are through the floor. Just like the BBC. And The Times. Don't get me started on The Sunday Times...

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:15



Ellis, please accept my apologies for being dopey and living here.

However, I would still contend the above. Also that I have had more engaging intercourse with a dead Norwegian Blue parrot.*


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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:23
Your proclivities for shagging exotic avian species are of no interest to me, mate. I reckon you've been in the Antipodes too long, chum.

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:26



Well, I never. I do believe there was the odd exotic asian, but never an avian.

That was below the belt.

I do hope Skoob doesn't see this thread.




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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:29
And what about the "exotic asian." Are we talking ladyboys?

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:33



Too much Jack Daniels. I can't remember...




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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:36
Jack Daniel's? I like (although I'd prefer a Bourbon...)

Hang on! This is supposed to be an insult thread - we're getting off topic and in danger of being locked.

Clumsy gets!

Phew! Saved it.

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:39
Sidney, you are a feletus fogmandy that smokes with the limp wristedness of a madam monsargot in a grond. Your face resembles a hogwart with plog. Heaving gonads on a tressle have more appeal than your wrinkled ballooned vis.

Apart from that, and a fire in your hat, your a really nice chap!


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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:40



Ladyboys? What are you insinuating?

Now, Ladygrumpyoldmen, that's different.

But then you don't need to go to Thailand for them.

I know of one who lives in the Stalybridge area.




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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:42
There's one in Chiswick and another in Fareham.

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:43 - Edited By: Sidney Bollocks, 22 Aug 12 09:52



Arm, you live in West Sussex, don't you?

Move to East Sussex, mate. I hear Crawley is nice.

And ditch the bleeding kisses. This is an insult thread.




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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:49
I do live in a small village in West Sussex Sidney. There are two ladyboys. One is a man who is off his gort and wears his dead mothers clothes. And the other is a peeping tom with a camera. Truth. We ignore thier little antics.

I lived in East Sussex for a while, lots of Wicker going on.

(is that how one spells it?)

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 09:56



Arm, just insults please. No niceties required.

I had an office in Storrington many years ago.

Absolute shit hole. They should have routed the new A24 through it.




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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:00
F*&king perverts, they should all be shot! Quite right about Storry, a graveyard for the walking dead. I drove through on the way to Amberly, I thought the zombies had taken over! What a shit hole.



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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:01



Ellis, going back to your original insult.

I'll have you know, I only took the name Bollocks when I walked away from my aristocratic upbringing and classical education.

Prior to that, I was known as Sidnius Scrotum.





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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:04 - Edited By: Ellis Ian Fields, 22 Aug 12 10:04
If Armd keeps throwing' those kisses about I'm gonna complain about him going off-topic to the mods!

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:05



Too fucking right...




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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:07
So... a fuckin' champagne socialist, eh. Going all rough and ready down under? I see. Keep in touch with the mater and pater just in case, though, I bet.

Lend us a tenner...


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Ellis, going back to your original insult.

I'll have you know, I only took the name Bollocks when I walked away from my aristocratic upbringing and classical education.

Prior to that, I was known as Sidnius Scrotum.


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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:10



Lend you a tenner?

For what?

So you can put yer coins in the Sky Sports meter to watch England lose yet another fucking test series?




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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:14
What a dirty bastard! And there was me thinking he was lower working class, I have a mind to kick up a real fuss about this blatant abuse of character blending. F*&king two faced silver spoon fed antipodean wombat sniffer.



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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:16
Cricket? Better than watching them bleedin egg-chasers you're in love with!

Go on - just a tenner.

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:19



Lower working class? Lower working class?

I'll have you know I'm a professional through and through.

Not just any Tom, Dick or Harris can do PR examinations and manual evacuations.

And you haven't seen the size of my hands.

Bastard!




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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:22
"evacuations" - hee hee!

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 10:24

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"evacuations" - hee hee!



Are you taking the piss, or what?





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