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Posted: 13 Aug 12 19:16
Mr Inchcock murders Colonel Juan in the study with a lawnmower. Then runs amok and cuts the lawns in Nottingham Castle before running out of petrol.




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Posted: 13 Aug 12 19:18
Bloody lawn mowing!

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 19:18
Robin Berger murders Mark Lowton in his study with a hair band and remains featured writer for ever more! Buwahahahaha.

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 19:38
sometimes I could murder my missus, but I love her really!

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 20:58
Mr. Inchcock demands payment for cutting the lawns in Nottingham Castle. Instead he is fined 150 Euros for fouling the lawns in Nottingham Castle.

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 22:24
Philbert of Macadamia slays Jag in the Kitchen with a Brown Trout, then goes on the run with a fish monger from Penge




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Posted: 14 Aug 12 06:22

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Mr. Inchcock demands payment for cutting the lawns in Nottingham Castle. Instead he is fined 150 Euros for fouling the lawns in Nottingham Castle.

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Had to laugh at this thanks.

Funny you should say that POM.... but last year...

Oh never mind.

You wouldn't believe it anyway.

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Posted: 14 Aug 12 09:36
Inchy you beautiful bloke! I could not imagine you harming a fly let alone another human being. Hows your mate getting on with his new electric Harley?




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Posted: 14 Aug 12 15:09
Inch murdered Notts county fans once!

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Posted: 14 Aug 12 15:41
Yes, well.....We do tend to glaze over that little incident.
The man should not have been standing on the pavement while Inchy was sweeping. How on earth he managed to accidently throw himself under that number 22 bus is a mystery. Inchy swears there was a slight tornado in the air that day.



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Posted: 14 Aug 12 15:44
It swirls around the River Trent!

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