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Mr Inchcock murders Colonel Juan in the study with a lawnmower. Then runs amok and cuts the lawns in Nottingham Castle before running out of petrol.




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Bloody lawn mowing!

I prefer Lu Do

Robin Berger murders Mark Lowton in his study with a hair band and remains featured writer for ever more! Buwahahahaha.

Debbie

sometimes I could murder my missus, but I love her really!

Mr. Inchcock demands payment for cutting the lawns in Nottingham Castle. Instead he is fined 150 Euros for fouling the lawns in Nottingham Castle.

PoM

Philbert of Macadamia slays Jag in the Kitchen with a Brown Trout, then goes on the run with a fish monger from Penge




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Mr. Inchcock demands payment for cutting the lawns in Nottingham Castle. Instead he is fined 150 Euros for fouling the lawns in Nottingham Castle.

PoM

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Had to laugh at this thanks.

Funny you should say that POM.... but last year...

Oh never mind.

You wouldn't believe it anyway.

Hope everyone is keeping well!

Inchy you beautiful bloke! I could not imagine you harming a fly let alone another human being. Hows your mate getting on with his new electric Harley?




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Inch murdered Notts county fans once!

Yes, well.....We do tend to glaze over that little incident.
The man should not have been standing on the pavement while Inchy was sweeping. How on earth he managed to accidently throw himself under that number 22 bus is a mystery. Inchy swears there was a slight tornado in the air that day.



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It swirls around the River Trent!