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Aubergine Underwood Writer Location: One Toke Over the Line Registered: 24 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I seem to be the only person checked into the forums at the moment. Never happened to me before. Where is everybody? What are you all doing? What?? |
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| Wild Haggis Couldn't Drag Me Away! | |||
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I'm pretending to be a woman in an online war game. The boys think I'm well cool and all want to be my friend. But I'm not that sort of girl, so they can sod off.
:Iain |
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| If 42 is the answer, the question must be how many hours before I lost my nerve and lost the profile pic? | |||
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Aubergine Underwood Writer Location: One Toke Over the Line Registered: 24 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm watching a dog agility competition. A cat would never do something that stupid ... |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
You swine! I was so in love with you! Now you have shattered my dreams of weddings and watnots......Oh how can I carry on!?.......Now that my one true love......Has turned out to be a geezer....Get us a pint mate. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I was playing the war game too. I kicked everyone's ass.
Not Iain's though as I'd never hit a woman. Ellie |
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| Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is. | |||
radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I'm working in the final script for tomorrows London 2012 Closing Ceremony Script. Couple of last minute changes, you know how it is - deadlines - whoops there goes another one!
R'DOG |
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| Henry Ford: 'Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right' | |||
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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For you Arm, I will always be your girl. Did you want a pint of mild, lager or are you still drinking pints of absinthe? And shall I wear that skimpy waitress outfit again? Debbie |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Quick update....the waitress outfit's still not clean. I thought you were going to get it dry cleaned?
Debbie |
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Inchcock Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I was trying to clean the oven after I'd left me potatoes and fish in batter on a medium, regulo for nine hours when I nodded off... again!
Inchy |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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spuds
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| Monkey nutter... | |||
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I've got a maid outfit too, if you need some home help, Inchy...
Debbie |
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| If 42 is the answer, the question must be how many hours before I lost my nerve and lost the profile pic? | |||
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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cross dresser......
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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They gave me a choice, cross dresser or Welsh Dresser. No contest.
Debbie |
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| If 42 is the answer, the question must be how many hours before I lost my nerve and lost the profile pic? | |||
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Hope the sheep enjoy it too!
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Err, I don't have a Bo Peep outfit, JO. Are you asking me to get one? Do you want the one with the vibrating hook?
Debbie |
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| If 42 is the answer, the question must be how many hours before I lost my nerve and lost the profile pic? | |||
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