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Aubergine Underwood
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Posted: 11 Aug 12 20:57


I seem to be the only person checked into the forums at the moment. Never happened to me before.

Where is everybody? What are you all doing? What??



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Posted: 11 Aug 12 21:20
I'm pretending to be a woman in an online war game. The boys think I'm well cool and all want to be my friend. But I'm not that sort of girl, so they can sod off.

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Posted: 11 Aug 12 21:34


I'm watching a dog agility competition.

A cat would never do something that stupid ...

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Posted: 11 Aug 12 23:18

Quote: IainB

I'm pretending to be a woman in an online war game. The boys think I'm well cool and all want to be my friend. But I'm not that sort of girl, so they can sod off.

:Iain


You swine! I was so in love with you! Now you have shattered my dreams of weddings and watnots......Oh how can I carry on!?.......Now that my one true love......Has turned out to be a geezer....Get us a pint mate.

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Posted: 11 Aug 12 23:23
I was playing the war game too. I kicked everyone's ass.

Not Iain's though as I'd never hit a woman.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 12 Aug 12 00:45
I'm working in the final script for tomorrows London 2012 Closing Ceremony Script. Couple of last minute changes, you know how it is - deadlines - whoops there goes another one!

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Posted: 12 Aug 12 18:30

Quote: armfeetandtoe
You swine! I was so in love with you! Now you have shattered my dreams of weddings and watnots......Oh how can I carry on!?.......Now that my one true love......Has turned out to be a geezer....Get us a pint mate.

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx


For you Arm, I will always be your girl. Did you want a pint of mild, lager or are you still drinking pints of absinthe?

And shall I wear that skimpy waitress outfit again?

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Posted: 12 Aug 12 18:30 - Edited By: IainB, 13 Aug 12 07:23
Quick update....the waitress outfit's still not clean. I thought you were going to get it dry cleaned?

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 07:21
I was trying to clean the oven after I'd left me potatoes and fish in batter on a medium, regulo for nine hours when I nodded off... again!

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 07:24
spuds

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 13 Aug 12 07:27
I've got a maid outfit too, if you need some home help, Inchy...

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 15:37
cross dresser......

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 16:52
They gave me a choice, cross dresser or Welsh Dresser. No contest.

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 17:34
Hope the sheep enjoy it too!

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Posted: 13 Aug 12 19:16
Err, I don't have a Bo Peep outfit, JO. Are you asking me to get one? Do you want the one with the vibrating hook?

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