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Posted: 11 Aug 12 19:01 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 11 Aug 12 19:02
Strange how anagrams can sometimes fit:

Obama Biden Romney Ryan


Bonny - yes they are so bonny (see stuff on Gaston)
Embryo - yes abortion figures in the election
Marinade - most of us are steeped in methanol thanks to aspartame

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 11 Aug 12 19:44
Are you locked in the library again Asp? Lovely to see you.




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Posted: 11 Aug 12 20:10
Yes, it is so hot outside; not much to do but assemble little letters into large pieces of crap.


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Are you locked in the library again Asp? Lovely to see you.




Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 11 Aug 12 20:31
How about sorting large letters into small piles of crap, then ringing the Vicar and telling him the ouja board has stopped working! That should liven things uo a bit.


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Posted: 12 Aug 12 01:23
Lost track of the Vicar years ago when he started wearing Mormon underwear and clinging to guns. You have his number?


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How about sorting large letters into small piles of crap, then ringing the Vicar and telling him the ouja board has stopped working! That should liven things uo a bit.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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