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Posted: 10 Aug 12 22:44
Has anyone seen the Aussie Olympic swimmers? :-/

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Posted: 10 Aug 12 23:04
I hear they are confident of winning the 200m Freestyle Drowning in Rio.

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Posted: 10 Aug 12 23:20
Is it true Rio Ferdinand is hosting the 2016 Olympics in his back garden? Will John Terry be invited?


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Posted: 11 Aug 12 06:35

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Is it true Rio Ferdinand is hosting the 2016 Olympics in his back garden? Will John Terry be invited?


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Rio has been in training for years to enter the Olympic Scowling competition - he should win it too!

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Posted: 11 Aug 12 07:26



I've just read that, after spending $310 million preparing their Olympic Team, each Aussie medal has cost them $10.5 million.

They would have been better off investing the money with Northern Rock.




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Posted: 11 Aug 12 13:29
The reason the Aussies keep going to the bottom of the pool, is because they are upside down. In Oz, they are the right way round. Pongaloo! and a ripping tinnie for the galar that can name an Aussie gold medalist.




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Posted: 12 Aug 12 00:47
Haha, some sterling replies guys.
Next thread - lets laugh at the French!

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