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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 7 Aug 12 12:58
Say it, and he may appear.....Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock.
Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock.Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock Inchcock. Inchcock.Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock Inchcock.Inchcock. Inchcock. Inchcock..................He is on his way......I can feel his vibe.........


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Posted: 7 Aug 12 15:42
I saw him too, he's like the Scarlet Pimpernel..

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 9 Aug 12 15:26
Hello hello hello!

Back in the saddle again.

No I don't mean that... do I?

Er, I'm here anyway, and perusing once again... I think...

Best to all, Inchy

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Posted: 9 Aug 12 16:44
I knew you would hear my mantra! I have been broadcasting from the top of Nelsons Column. He was not happy. Great to see you back on the plank mate!!!!!!!!!!!!



Love as always


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Posted: 10 Aug 12 04:33
Thanks Arm.

I hope your foibles are fermenting frequently with fissiparousness.

Take care.

Inchy

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Posted: 10 Aug 12 12:33
Inch:

How are you doing?

I heard Arm's mantra from Ozzie Nelsons Column.

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Posted: 10 Aug 12 17:15
Hi POM,

Concentration a lot better now thank you kindly, been on new med's for a while now, steadying down nicely.

Apart from getting knocked down yesterday - no bull - by a mobility scooter!

Well who else was he going to hit?

Hope you doing okay Sir.

Inchy

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Posted: 10 Aug 12 18:53
I did not run him down! He was laying in the road talking to a sleeping policeman. I merely drove over him to save time and keep the pavement clear.



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Posted: 10 Aug 12 19:00
Mrs Gongle Spume, were you the woman who leant down to ask if I was alight and flashed her knockers at me?

If so, thank you, please ring 0115 95556444.

Inchy

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Posted: 10 Aug 12 19:09
They say that knicker flashing is very healthy!

Lovely to have you back Sir Inch of Bollocksley!

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Posted: 11 Aug 12 06:34
Do they really JO?

Well, that must be why I'm feeling a bit better.

Thanks Sir, and taketh much care.

Inchy

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