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Just wondered, Have not seen the little scrote for a while.





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He's working on a brand new joke. I'm told it will be worth the wait. Either that or he's got himself locked in the deep freeze at Lidl again.

I think Inch got very upset about the 'thingy' thread and felt he wasn't welcome anymore.

INCHCOCK! If you do not come back to this forum, I will tell them about the Ferret, Mrs Grongle from number 34 and the vicars tea party........You have been warned!



Love as Always

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thingy = plagiarism and I plead innocence for our Inch!

Inchy said to me he had to see the hospital about a routine injection into his ticker and that he might have to be in hospital for a couple of days.

He's not upset at all since he didn't exactly do anything illegal. He has been through the stuff and taken out any that he could find a source for - which isn't many - Honorable man that. So he deserves to ogle a few nurses by way of repose.

Ogling nurses?

Filthy swine!

Fucking rotter!

Can I play too?

Regards

Skoob.

Dirty little swine! He should be locked up!

Hope he has some photos of the nurses........


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Carry on nurse (luvvely)

I hope he returns soon.

Incidently, I have just read a number jokes on here that are as old as the hills with a little bit extra cobbled on the end.

Nothing to do with Inchy though.

Hmmmm.

Simon

For some people, that chart is what it's all about. Forget about everything else.

Personally, I think that the writers chart stinks, as I've said many times. It encourages people to write shit for writing shit's sake. It's nothing but a destructive influence.

I wonder how many idiots have posted joke after joke after joke since they found out that's how Inchy made number one in the precious chart?

No wonder the place is going to the dogs. Whatever happened to integrity?

Or maybe I missed something...

Colonel Juan had that argument right on the money, and he was castigated for it.

Ho, hum...

Regards

Skoob.

Bang on, Skoob!

I mean, "bang on, Skoob" in that you're very correct and that I agree with you and not, you know, er, keep on keeping on, as it were. But if you were to keep on keeping on about it, I would still support the position.

Er, that's it, really. Yes.

I actually agree with Skoob, Cj and EIF this time (wonders will never cease)

Skoob have a good un in Barca and don't forget to tease Iniesta!

Thanks JO. Off in a couple of hours.

Regards

Skoob.

This about getting Inchcock back on the forum. Everything and anything has already been said regarding jokes, writers chart, bollocks, loonies, trolls, idiots and egg and cress sandwiches. Can we please keep it lighthearted and hope that Inchy decides to join us with his unique brand of madness and humour.


I thang yor


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ear, ear!

I have written Inchcock a strong letter. I had it delivered by a weightlifter. I hope he heeds my words of advice and gives up the rabbit plucking, god knows he needs to. If only he had spoken to someone about this addiction before it took hold. Mark offered him two weeks in the Beaty Swollocks clinic, but he declined. Skoob had a go at trying to wean him off with Squirrels, but the lad just would not listen. Jaggedone went round there with a ferret and was shown the front door, and the back door, before giving him a price for a new hip joint. If any of you can help, please contact his local newsagent, he didnt pay the papers last week.

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I'm having a beer. San Miguel.

Just sayin'

Regards

Skoob.

Tienen unas buenas vacacionas SKOOB!



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I've just seen Inchcock down at Horse Guards Parade, with tickets to see the Womens Beach Volleyball.
When i asked him why he's not on the forum he said "Forum, what forum?"

I knew it, he is after a knigethoody from her Maj, he's hoping she will ask him for a ticket, with discount, of course. She then invites him in for tea and tiffin. Inchcock tells Maj about his charity work with the Gongle tribe of East Bunnion in Africa and hey ho! he gets a sword over the nugget and then has us all thrown in the Tower of London. He has a plan.




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