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Posted: 26 Jul 12 13:49
I was sitting beside the pond in my garden. Minding my own business reading War and Peace. (I'm fibbing it was the Sun newspaper)When I happened to glance down and noticed two small black beetles standing on one of the large stones that surround the pond. Without warning, they began to fight. The bigger of the two, gave the smaller one a damn good thrashing, and walked off. I thought that was the end of it. But no, from nowhere, a gang of ants pounced on the stricken beetle, and kicked the granny out of him. they then began to chop him up, and cart him off to thier camp.

I was shocked, one can not sit in the peaceful surroundings of thier garden. (Irene and the children had gone to the beach) without witnessing unnecessary violence. I have sent a letter of complaint regarding this outrage.


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Posted: 27 Jul 12 17:17
They were obviously violent Scousers attempting to take over the joint

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Posted: 27 Jul 12 17:29
I did mention, in my missive, that the ants had an accent akin to Beatles. Or was that the Beatles had an accent akin to common garden ants? Can not remeber now. Anyway, the blighters need a good thrashing, six of the best trousers down! Has the doctor been Maude?




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Posted: 27 Jul 12 17:39
Arm, you are flipping mad, but we all luv u!

BTW; Ants formed several ANT motorways across the shrub garden where I'm staying in Orgavia, pretty impressive and I'm sure I spotted one with a strange moustache and jackboots!

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Posted: 27 Jul 12 19:31
You had a close call Jo, that one with the tash (sorry can not spell moustache) is El Dorado, no, wait, its El Duce he was a former Italian dictator that became a Hindu. Hence the jack booted ant army. Strange what one comes back as, still, better than those scientology bods, scare the life out of me, meeting a huge alien on me death bed.

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Posted: 29 Jul 12 15:08
back home and had enough violence at the Almeria airport

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Posted: 29 Jul 12 16:22
Welcome home mate, hope you and yours had a nice holiday.
Did you manage to smuggle in the 50 litres of vino plonk?




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Posted: 30 Jul 12 07:42
Sangria, SI, SI!

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Posted: 30 Jul 12 19:12
Partido que vamos a! Vemos a Beber!

Vitores a mi amigo!



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Posted: 31 Jul 12 10:48
I agree, let's all get barracho!


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