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Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 24 Jul 12 19:23
Didn't it?

(Sound of train horn in the distance... tumbleweed blows across the scene.)

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Posted: 24 Jul 12 19:49
Young boy sitting on porch strumming banjo.......





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Posted: 24 Jul 12 20:14
Just put the canoes in over yonder, and let me know if you see brother Earl out there, he's out doing a little hunting, but he's harmless....

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Posted: 24 Jul 12 20:31
"Boy! I say Boy! Now listen ta me boy, dont you go a dancin with them thar boots on the veerandeer! Those is city folk habits an we orle knows what a heppens to them around here"




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Posted: 25 Jul 12 12:19
No homosexual rapings here please; it's a family show!

I'm expecting a "delivery" from Australia with hard-copies of Erskine in them!

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 25 Jul 12 22:10
Count me in mate, let me know how much.



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Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jul 12 09:46
I'll send you one, just give me your address!

Greetings JO!

Monkey nutter...

 
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