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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Quick!
There's some sort on the other thread giving lessons in comedy and quality. By the Christ I could do with some lessons. Oh yes! (Attribution: Clivey D) Skoob. |
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Really? Lessons? Thank God! Maybe they'll cure us all!!
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No likely it is just the bad breath of whoever blew the damn thing up in the first place. Arm???? blockquote]Quote: IainB I have a puncture repair kit, if you're inflatable stag is passing gas.... Just saying* :Iain *Attributed to Skoob |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I'm lost in a country where nothing works and everybody's drunk.
Please advise... Ten Euro. Skoob. |
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
1st, make sure you're in the correct country....(I'll standby while you check)
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Jean
Help! I thought I was in Spain but these people tell me I'm not in Spain, but in Catalunya. I don't care though, because all seven of us are roaring drunk and I'm just about to dress up as a lady and hang out around the Metro station. Regards Skoob |
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wear your Burkah, you'll drive them wild!!
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dressed as women? I didn't know Iain was there too...
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Dirty devil, he's on the pull again. Will do anything to get an autograph from Barca. Wait till Mrs Skoob finds her evening gown missing!............
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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To be fair to Skoob, he couldn't wear his Man United shirt could he?
Not in Barcelona  |
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He could under a burkah
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radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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haha. Of course, the famous all Black kit from the Cantona era in the mid 90s
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
He has Man U pants, wait till the Burkha police search him!
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Probably a case of beer too...next to the camel...
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Got that black 90's shirt.
And a red 'CANTONA 7' Think I'll stick with the LBD tonight though. I am in Barcelona. Regards Skoob. Algo mas? |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Una Jarra de cerveza, murky Mr SKOOB, and a photo of you in the LBD mate!
Hope your having a nice time Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Actually, Arm me ole mucker...
I'm in a really vile mood tonight. Homicide is a given. Skoob. *He just seemed so quiet and normal...* |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I wasn't. I was dressed as a woman at home. :Iain |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Of course, I knew that all along.
Very clever me... Apart from the thick parts. Regards Skoob. |
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radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I'm definitely NOT saying that skoob is thick. Or 20 years slow. But weren't the Barcelona Olympics held in 1992?
He went all that way for nothing, when me or Cliveypops could have got him knock-off dodgy tickets for the mens 100m final from a spiv in the Mile End Road for a cock and hen? |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
SKOOB is not thick. He is quite thin, which accounts for him being able to squeeze through the turnstyle at football grounds without detection. The bats have been in the lounge again SKOOB and the postman only knocked once.
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Skoob is no more.
It's what he would have wanted. Regards Skoob. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Skoob is no more.
It's what he would have wanted. Regards Skoob. |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Long live the SKOOB!
Arm xxxxxxxxxxx |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Arm-en
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