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Skoob1999
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Posted: 3 Aug 12 09:51
Quick!

There's some sort on the other thread giving lessons in comedy and quality.

By the Christ I could do with some lessons.

Oh yes! (Attribution: Clivey D)

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Posted: 3 Aug 12 18:16
Really? Lessons? Thank God! Maybe they'll cure us all!!

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Posted: 3 Aug 12 18:18

No likely it is just the bad breath of whoever blew the damn thing up in the first place. Arm????


blockquote]Quote: IainB

I have a puncture repair kit, if you're inflatable stag is passing gas....

Just saying*

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Posted: 3 Aug 12 18:43
I'm lost in a country where nothing works and everybody's drunk.

Please advise...

Ten Euro.

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Posted: 3 Aug 12 18:48
1st, make sure you're in the correct country....(I'll standby while you check)

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Posted: 3 Aug 12 19:23
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Help! I thought I was in Spain but these people tell me I'm not in Spain, but in Catalunya.

I don't care though, because all seven of us are roaring drunk and I'm just about to dress up as a lady and hang out around the Metro station.

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Posted: 4 Aug 12 02:23 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 4 Aug 12 02:23
Wear your Burkah, you'll drive them wild!!

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Posted: 4 Aug 12 02:50
Dressed as women? I didn't know Iain was there too...



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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 4 Aug 12 10:10
Dirty devil, he's on the pull again. Will do anything to get an autograph from Barca. Wait till Mrs Skoob finds her evening gown missing!............


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Posted: 4 Aug 12 12:30
To be fair to Skoob, he couldn't wear his Man United shirt could he?
Not in Barcelona


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Posted: 4 Aug 12 12:59
He could under a burkah

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Posted: 4 Aug 12 13:55
haha. Of course, the famous all Black kit from the Cantona era in the mid 90s


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Posted: 4 Aug 12 14:01
He has Man U pants, wait till the Burkha police search him!


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Posted: 5 Aug 12 00:15
Probably a case of beer too...next to the camel...

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Posted: 5 Aug 12 16:34
Got that black 90's shirt.

And a red 'CANTONA 7'

Think I'll stick with the LBD tonight though.

I am in Barcelona.

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Posted: 5 Aug 12 17:50
Una Jarra de cerveza, murky Mr SKOOB, and a photo of you in the LBD mate!


Hope your having a nice time


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Posted: 5 Aug 12 20:08
Actually, Arm me ole mucker...

I'm in a really vile mood tonight.

Homicide is a given.

Skoob.

*He just seemed so quiet and normal...*


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Posted: 5 Aug 12 20:12

Quote: Ellie James

Dressed as women? I didn't know Iain was there too...



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I wasn't. I was dressed as a woman at home.

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Posted: 5 Aug 12 23:23
Of course, I knew that all along.

Very clever me...

Apart from the thick parts.

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Posted: 6 Aug 12 01:28
I'm definitely NOT saying that skoob is thick. Or 20 years slow. But weren't the Barcelona Olympics held in 1992?

He went all that way for nothing, when me or Cliveypops could have got him knock-off dodgy tickets for the mens 100m final from a spiv in the Mile End Road for a cock and hen?



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Posted: 6 Aug 12 18:57
SKOOB is not thick. He is quite thin, which accounts for him being able to squeeze through the turnstyle at football grounds without detection. The bats have been in the lounge again SKOOB and the postman only knocked once.



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Posted: 7 Aug 12 02:02
Skoob is no more.

It's what he would have wanted.

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Posted: 7 Aug 12 02:05
Skoob is no more.

It's what he would have wanted.

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Posted: 7 Aug 12 09:27
Long live the SKOOB!



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Posted: 7 Aug 12 19:03
Arm-en

Monkey nutter...

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