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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 19 Jul 12 01:16
Just sayin' fuck it all!!

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 02:12 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 19 Jul 12 02:13
Okay I'm better now, thank you all for your support, I won't forget this! Spppppppppppppptttttt!

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 09:05
I'm depressed as well.

Do you think it's contagious?

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 11:56
I'm not depressed at the moment. Would you like me to be?

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 12:30
Are we talking clinical here, or merely fed up? Cos that's what I am most of the day... 'til I get out of here, anyway.

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 15:13
I'm as happy as a pig in the proverbial. God knows why. We're supposed to be going to Barcelona in a couple of weeks and Mrs Skoob's passport renewal still hasn't shown up. Plus we haven't booked flights or an apartment yet. I suppose I should be depressed too, but I'm not.

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 19:39
Depression? I've shit it! It was quite a relief.

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 19:47
Funny you should say that...

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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 19 Jul 12 22:04
Well I'm better now so f'ing get over it Ape Man!





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I'm depressed as well.

Do you think it's contagious?


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Posted: 19 Jul 12 22:07

Quote: IainB

I'm not depressed at the moment. Would you like me to be?

Iain


Well it won't do me any good nooooow! You people are too damned slow!...But thank you kindly for the offer!

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 22:11
I'll have to admit I got here and nobody was online and I really felt the emptiness of the writers lounge. No beer at the f'ing bar. Then I remembered it was totally fictional in my head and felt immediatly 110 percent better (this from a deficit of 980 percent, so I've got a ways to go). Carry on, cheers!



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Are we talking clinical here, or merely fed up? Cos that's what I am most of the day... 'til I get out of here, anyway.


It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
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Posted: 19 Jul 12 22:12 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 19 Jul 12 22:18
Okay just filling space, because I got a double reply on this one, so rather than have the repeat I'm banally filling it with chit chat.GOD I hate chit chat! Now I'm depressed again!

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 22:12
Assuming you get there, what's your plans in Barcelona?



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I'm as happy as a pig in the proverbial. God knows why. We're supposed to be going to Barcelona in a couple of weeks and Mrs Skoob's passport renewal still hasn't shown up. Plus we haven't booked flights or an apartment yet. I suppose I should be depressed too, but I'm not.

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 22:14
Lynton, that's not depression, that's just gas! Of course the famous Satchmo use to advertise for Ex-Lax with the line "Leave your troubles behind you."



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Depression? I've shit it! It was quite a relief.


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Posted: 19 Jul 12 22:57
Depressed like a button?

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Posted: 19 Jul 12 23:33
I get ya, no more like a deep hole filled with idiots you can't get away from, but you can still see the beautiful sky and hope up above. That's a typical American election season.


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Depressed like a button?


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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 3 Aug 12 01:28
I'm depressed again!!!

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Posted: 3 Aug 12 02:22
chin up!

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Posted: 3 Aug 12 02:43
Are you sure it's not stagflation?

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 3 Aug 12 02:53 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 3 Aug 12 02:56
Stag - flation? Are you inferring that I might have an inflated deer on my person? My gosh!!! Your right!!! (w%*&%@##^!@_++..Struggle)How the hell did he get in here!! Ohhh! I feel so much better now, thank you dear moderator, you've saved the day again! I humbly bow in the general direction of Texas!

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Posted: 3 Aug 12 02:55
Well, it happens...

I'm just helpful that way.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 3 Aug 12 03:02
Oh...when my daughter bows, she actually will say, "I'm gonna do my secret weapon..." and then she passes gas.

Hope your bow isn't like hers?

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 3 Aug 12 03:17 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 3 Aug 12 03:17
Unfortunately I can't always control that! THe Stag did it!

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Posted: 3 Aug 12 03:25
Well, just be careful because we have a burn ban here.



Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 3 Aug 12 07:44
I have a puncture repair kit, if you're inflatable stag is passing gas....

Just saying*

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