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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 17 Jul 12 20:13
I shall ave a look in the crystal dome of life an give yu todays reading. If there is anyone that would like to ave their future told, please ask......

I sees a large fing that looks like a football grarnd, it as many people in it, I fink it will be the olympics comin to london very soon......Wait, there is more....is someone art an abart that as the name Inch? He will become a great man wiv lots of people followin him, abart hundred an eighty farsand I would say....hes fadin, gawn....I'm feelin right cream crackered now, so hope it.

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Posted: 17 Jul 12 20:37
Do you need entertaining Mr. Sloan?

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Posted: 17 Jul 12 20:53
Dont talk to me abart that drunkin layabart! He's gawn darn the rubba dub wiv that tart Rosa Lee, ooh the bleedin hell does she fink she is? a claryvorient! Hoower! thats wot she is, a hoower! an dont I knows it. Anyways, cross me and wiv silver lovey an I will do you a readin.

Mrs Sloane.


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