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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 17 Jul 12 03:07
In the dark of course. Groped somebody that wasn't me nor my wife, yikes!

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Posted: 17 Jul 12 03:09
whale watching...

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 17 Jul 12 03:23
I was writing the greatest article ever when the site crashed. Unfortunately I hadn't made a copy of it. I lost it all when the site blew up. I am unable to recall any of the article.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it, even though it's a blatant lie.

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Posted: 17 Jul 12 07:48
Nowhere near a grassy knoll. Honest.

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Posted: 17 Jul 12 08:48
I was on a moped chasing a white Fiat through a tunnel in Paris.

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Posted: 17 Jul 12 10:08

Don't answer this question!!!

It's a trap!

Le Fete is an American agent..

O'Brien and Co are trying to discover the names of all traitors who were secretly rolling about in laughter reading uncensored E-mails from Clive Danton - whilst our glorious 'The Ministry of Love' was undergoing urgent repairs.

Beware of anyone offering free bottles of Victory Gin..

Keep schtum..

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Posted: 17 Jul 12 12:59
I was in the Olympic Lane on the M4. On a Boris bike, just to leave Bojo with a moral dilemma to charge me or not.

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Posted: 17 Jul 12 14:44

Quote: Jean Le Fete

In the dark of course. Groped somebody that wasn't me nor my wife, yikes!


Oh! It was you, I thought it was the nxt door neighbour.
Saucy..............


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