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Many apologies for that unexpected outage.

Everything is back up now.

That was a scary one!

I thought qm had deleted the site.

Absolutely priceless Ferg!

That's a ***** from me too Fergus.

Ferg is always a safe bet to win the "Ironic Man" contest!

Im not, I've been banned. My computer told me last night.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Im not, I've been banned. My computer told me last night.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wow, that outage was an absolute outrage.

I'm very sorry for the inconvenience it must have caused you all. I'm personally very frustrated about the whole thing being at the mercy of a very poor (yet expensive) service provider who gives me absolutely no update whatsoever.

I could vent further, but I'd rather move on.

The fact is, we're back up and running.

There may be some further disruption soon as I will be moving The Spoof to a new hosting platform. Please be assured that I will do everything to make sure that the transition is a smooth one.

Once again, many apologies.

I think an awful lot of are still lying in foetal positions on the floors in darkened rooms Mark...

My spoof nuts are bursting and ready to explode after holding in my spoofs all weekend. Prepare for spoof all over your face, any minute now.

Yes, we're back.

I've seen livelier mausoleums.

Well done getting the site back up and running.

Can't keep a good man down...for long.
qm

I thought the Queen MUST have been sitting on you.

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I think an awful lot of are still lying in foetal positions on the floors in darkened rooms Mark...

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I'm crawlin' back under the table..

someone yell when it's safe to come out..

I can't type any more coz I've bitten me fingers off. Thank Gawd you're back...It was really weird just doing normal stuff.

Regards

Skoob

Taking a leaf out of CJ's book and staying well away...

It's the thought of Mark 'venting' anywhere near me... our dog's bad enough after a bag of choc drops.

I swear I saw daylight, but it may have been hallucinations.

Thank you, Mark.

You no doubt worked very hard to put things right.
Cheers mate, dont let it happen again or its a visit from the Scrunge fossiters, and you know what happened last time they paid you a midnight visit.


Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm glad we are back up and running. Although the break did give me a chance to trim my eyebrows. It was about time really as they were starting to drop over and cover my eyes.

Good work Mark. It must have been a stressful couple of days for you!

Simon

Some of us know what's really going on...

the "Ministry of Truth" doesn't like TheSpoof's credibility over-shadowing its message.

Don't you hate that "Bamboo-under-the-fingernails" thing....
<rhetorical>

I have discovered the joys of downhill piano playing, and shall be doing this until the muse for spoofing returns.

Iain

Oh, here it comes. Good, it was hard on the arse all that tinkling the ivories.

IainB,

I tinkled on some ivories once. I wont be going back to that piano shop any time soon.

Simon

When I was on safari in Kenya, I plugged a bull elephant with the old blunderbuss, cut the blighter's tusks off with a chainsaw and had a native chappie make me a chess set out of them. Don't talk to me about bloody ivories.

Conservationists? I've shit 'em!

Major T Percival (Retd)
Balaclava Mansions
Pretoria

Have I missed something?

Nah mate, you ain't missed nothin'