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Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 10 Jul 12 22:24
Dear Spoof,

You were taken from us. We'll never understand why. We miss you.

RIP.

A Fan.

No-one speaks English and everything's broken.
Simon Saunders
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Posted: 10 Jul 12 22:34
Dear Spoof,

I would like to echo the words of A.Fan but I can't because I'm not a cave, or summat.

Why were you taken so young? It's a bloody travesty.

*sobs uncontrollably into an already heavily soiled cloth hankerchief*

Yours upsettedly,

Outraged of Edinborough.

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pinxit
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Posted: 10 Jul 12 22:44
Dear Spoof Thread,

Over 6 months old I believe you were. And, imvho, the most creative thread in my 2 years in this place.

There was a lot of dross and tomfoolery (mostly mine) on it - but there was also more creative and talented concepts, and bits of comedic 'riting', than anywhere else on this site (cf. long-running threads).

The inquest and culpability for its untimely and totally unwarranted demise has yet to happen.

But it will.

Sad days, moribund boards.

RIP

Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Jul 12 22:45
Dear Spoof

I've just got in from work following a quick diversion to Sainsbury's for some venison sausages, and a nice cabbage, and it has come to my attention that you appear to have experienced a severe case of 'shrinkage'

What's that all about?

Regards

Skoob



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pinxit
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Posted: 10 Jul 12 22:46 - Edited By: pinxit, 10 Jul 12 23:04
Some ****'s deleted it without a word of explanation, Skoob.

That's what.

(Redacted for public consumption)

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 10 Jul 12 23:11


Dear Spoof

The loss of that thousand strong 'Dear Spoof' thread, says more than a lot about this ridiculous day...

A sword through the heart of the Forum..

Disgusted..

Prince Philip
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Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Jul 12 23:12 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 10 Jul 12 23:13
Dear Spoof

Re the above the above. Alarming news indeed. Probably the most amusing and original thread on the site? No explanation?

It should be reinstated with immediate effect.

That's what I say. Oh yes!

Regards

Skoob.

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pinxit
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Posted: 10 Jul 12 23:16 - Edited By: pinxit, 10 Jul 12 23:18
Dear Spoof,

Never mind,

You've still got "Acronyms"...

SRN Ratched,
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Lunnun.


Lynton
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Posted: 11 Jul 12 06:58
Well this is a dear spoof thread is it not? We could Dear Spoof to our hearts' content if we wanted to, no?

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Mark
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Posted: 11 Jul 12 07:15
I found the previous Dear Spoof thread, it was behind the fridge of all places.

I'm gonna lock this to avoid confusion.

Heigh-ho, it's off to work I go. With a bucket and spade, and a hand-grenade.

I build sand castles in North Korea.

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