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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I was wondering what he would make of text. And how his works would read if written in text.
HAMLET Act 3 Scene 1: "2 B or Nt 2 b tht is the question". As You Like It: Act 4 Scene 1: "Cn 1 desire 2 mch of a gd fing?" I'm not very good at text speak, someone who knows this dialect would be better at writing it. Arm xxxxxxxxxx |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Where R U Romeo?
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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Actually, it's where4 art thou... But sod the minor details eh.. Arm old son.. It's bin done.. Regards CJ |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, I know that. But, it's text speak....and in text speak...everything is abbreviated.
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
What are you nagging about now C.J.?
The quote came from Ellie, not me. AS YOU LIKE IT. Scene 2. Lawn before the Duke. Enter Celia and Rosalind Rosalind. "Well, I wil 4get the condition of my est, to rejoice in yaws" Is that better C.J.? Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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Jeez.. I sort of realised that, you twerp.. Anyway, Ellie's gone and stomped off in a strop with her sense of humour in tatters.. Mustn't take the piss now must we.. All your fault Arm... Time to lock thread.. Shtum! My final word.... |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
You are quite right C.J. Mea Culpa. I will pay your fines and write a letter to the Magistrate stating you were nothing to do with this fiasco. I shall point the finger of blame at someone who has a dubious past.....SKOOB.
I think Ellie went to make a cuppa. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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a cup of herbal. She needs it in this place
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Hello Rad,
Are you suggesting our Ellie uses "Erbal tea mon" I know she can get a bit wild at times, I think its the brown bread, or coffee, tried to tell her, would she listen? Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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This Fred is turning Mac-Bethian; daggers and balderdash!
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Git orf moy laaand!
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I once knew a git, his name was my dad!
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Fanks fer dat - now git orf moy laaand...
Oy as a gun, and I ain't afeared ter use it... Clear orf. Do an ac-ro-ny-m or summink... |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Skoob, you sound like a scrumpy old man!
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