Discussion Forum

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Quote: Ellis Ian Fields

All this flaming talk of flaming is flaming well getting me hot under the flaming collar. 's all a flaming load of flaming bollocks if you ask me.

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Well it is 'Flaming June'

I see The Flaming Lips set a world record for playing the most live gigs in 24 hours in different cities.

Flamin' show offs.

That gives me an idea for a flaming good story.

Simon

Sheeeeeeittttt!!! The thought of a flaming naked Danton has just made me sick up the lovely crab and smoked salmon pasta the missus prepared for me flaming dinner. Flamin' bastards the lot of you!

It flaming well is now. But it'll be flaming July in less than three hours.

Unless you live in flaming America.

Regards

Floob.

Ullo old son

All good this end sheriff

Oh 'ang on though mate!.....what's that smell?

Jesus Christ boy!......'urry up and....

wait for it......


when it's convenient of course x

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Hello Mr Danton, are you alight? Sorry, alright?



Arm xxxxxxxxx

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Quote: Clive Danton

You cunt mate!

You utter cunt!

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Would you like to?

Christ I flaming well knew it!!

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I'm mortally wounded by that Clive.

You know how sensitive I am.

Next up, you'll be telling me how flaming crap my stories are.

Aaaarrrgh! The pain! Stop it!

I is mortally wounded. Innit though bro.

Floob.

That had me flamin' slatherin!

That's easy for you to say, but when you're being flaming attacked by twelve people, and being an amputee you have no option other than to fold like a battered hedgehog...

Erm...then it's not so easy.

Or something.

I'm doing a deal on slather rags. £1 each or three for £4.

PM me,

Floob.

I know my name is Joan of Ark but dont take the flamin piss!




Joan xxxxxxxxxx

Had Joan of Arc had good salivary glands, she could have slathered that bleedin' fire out.

Just sayin'

FFFFF

My name may be Red Adire but dont ask me to put your flamin bon fire out mate!



Red xxxx

Flamin' Norah! Can we have a flamin' forum just for flamin'?

I just read a story about that.

It's a right shame when them Faroe Islanders kill them poor whales. Like them Canadians wiv seals. Tradition my arse.

There's no need for it.

Fireguards

Floob.

How about a flaming forum and a decorum forum?

One for rudeness and insults.

The other one for politeness and compliments.

Simon.

I like the idea of a decorum forum Simon.

What shall we call it?

Seriously

Skoob.

Yeah, but what if you want to call someone a flamin' cunt in a nice way? Y'know, in that ironic, manly, sportsy, arse-slapping way. Like in those American films... Would that be on the flamin' forum or the Decorumforum?

I just flamin' vomited again... I saw Danton in the above scenario.

I think I may never flamin' sleep again.

Help me!

"Is he a flamin fox hunt or what" (rhyming slang)

Will that do?

Arm xxxxxxxxxx

Have no fear - help is at hand.

If you want to call somebody a 'cunt' it should go on the flaming forum. Likewise, if you want to call somebody a 'prick' or an 'illiterate fuckwit' - that's flaming.

If you want to tell somebody how execrable their site input is, I think that should also be classed as flaming. Providing there's lots of cutting personal insults in it.

Such as "You've only got a button mushroom cock and raisins for bollocks mate!"

That should go in the flaming thread.

If you want to say nice things, like calling people 'honeybunny' or describing in slathering terms how their 200 word inclusion changed your life for the better, that should go in the nice thread.

Regards

Skoob.

Enough already about flaming.
What about my flamingo?

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Quote: radiogagger

Enough already about flaming.
What about my flamingo?

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Check your mail.....I have one there for you!

Ellie

The majority of forums have multiple Admins or Moderators. The Creator of the group can't be there 24/7 to ensure things run smoothly and doesn't have the time to read everything written. It's a good idea to have a couple of pairs of extra hands and eyes to help out and I for one wish Ellie and QM all the best.

We should give them our support and time to settle into their new roles.

Maria

Agree absolutely Maria.

Nothing ever works smoothly here.

I blame the others.

Kindest

Skoob

This place is a breeze compared to some of the groups I've been on in the past. The biggest difference is the standard of English is greatly improved. It now means I have to run off and grab the dictionary to realise I've been flamed.



Night Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

Agree absolutely Maria.

Nothing ever works smoothly here.

I blame the others.

Kindest

Skoob

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When I get promoted to Moderator I'll ban each and every one of you bas***ds apart from Jean Le Fete, Monkey Woods, Erskin Quint and of the course the lovely Gail Farrelly.

Get to the point Fergus.

I'm running out of beer.

Fond Regards (Not fond in a funny way)

Skoob.

AAAaarrrgggh! Smiley alert!

Gone.

Straight to jail.

Do not collect £200/$200/€200.

GTFO.



Gone.