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Lynton![]() ![]() Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 ![]() |
Well it is 'Flaming June' |
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Watching paint dry | |||
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Simon Saunders![]() ![]() Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 ![]() ![]() |
I see The Flaming Lips set a world record for playing the most live gigs in 24 hours in different cities.
Flamin' show offs. That gives me an idea for a flaming good story. Simon |
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I've been away for a while. Not in prison. I'm back now. Maybe. | |||
Ellis Ian Fields![]() ![]() Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 ![]() ![]() |
Sheeeeeeittttt!!! The thought of a flaming naked Danton has just made me sick up the lovely crab and smoked salmon pasta the missus prepared for me flaming dinner. Flamin' bastards the lot of you!
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No-one speaks English and everything's broken. | |||
Skoob1999![]() ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
It flaming well is now. But it'll be flaming July in less than three hours.
Unless you live in flaming America. Regards Floob. |
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Clive Danton![]() ![]() Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 ![]() ![]() |
Ullo old son
All good this end sheriff Oh 'ang on though mate!.....what's that smell? Jesus Christ boy!......'urry up and.... wait for it...... when it's convenient of course x
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Just leave it. Let it go...IT'S OVER! | |||
Skoob1999![]() ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm mortally wounded by that Clive. You know how sensitive I am. Next up, you'll be telling me how flaming crap my stories are. Aaaarrrgh! The pain! Stop it! I is mortally wounded. Innit though bro. Floob. |
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Lynton![]() ![]() Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 ![]() |
That had me flamin' slatherin!
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Watching paint dry | |||
Skoob1999![]() ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
That's easy for you to say, but when you're being flaming attacked by twelve people, and being an amputee you have no option other than to fold like a battered hedgehog...
Erm...then it's not so easy. Or something. I'm doing a deal on slather rags. £1 each or three for £4. PM me, Floob. |
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armfeetandtoe![]() ![]() Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I know my name is Joan of Ark but dont take the flamin piss!
Joan xxxxxxxxxx |
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Skoob1999![]() ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Had Joan of Arc had good salivary glands, she could have slathered that bleedin' fire out.
Just sayin' FFFFF |
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armfeetandtoe![]() ![]() Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My name may be Red Adire but dont ask me to put your flamin bon fire out mate!
Red xxxx |
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Skoob1999![]() ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Flamin' Norah! Can we have a flamin' forum just for flamin'?
I just read a story about that. It's a right shame when them Faroe Islanders kill them poor whales. Like them Canadians wiv seals. Tradition my arse. There's no need for it. Fireguards Floob. |
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Simon Saunders![]() ![]() Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 ![]() ![]() |
How about a flaming forum and a decorum forum?
One for rudeness and insults. The other one for politeness and compliments. Simon. |
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I've been away for a while. Not in prison. I'm back now. Maybe. | |||
Skoob1999![]() ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I like the idea of a decorum forum Simon.
What shall we call it? Seriously Skoob. |
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Ellis Ian Fields![]() ![]() Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 ![]() ![]() |
Yeah, but what if you want to call someone a flamin' cunt in a nice way? Y'know, in that ironic, manly, sportsy, arse-slapping way. Like in those American films... Would that be on the flamin' forum or the Decorumforum?
I just flamin' vomited again... I saw Danton in the above scenario. I think I may never flamin' sleep again. Help me! |
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armfeetandtoe![]() ![]() Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"Is he a flamin fox hunt or what" (rhyming slang) Will that do? Arm xxxxxxxxxx |
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Skoob1999![]() ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Have no fear - help is at hand.
If you want to call somebody a 'cunt' it should go on the flaming forum. Likewise, if you want to call somebody a 'prick' or an 'illiterate fuckwit' - that's flaming. If you want to tell somebody how execrable their site input is, I think that should also be classed as flaming. Providing there's lots of cutting personal insults in it. Such as "You've only got a button mushroom cock and raisins for bollocks mate!" That should go in the flaming thread. If you want to say nice things, like calling people 'honeybunny' or describing in slathering terms how their 200 word inclusion changed your life for the better, that should go in the nice thread. Regards Skoob. |
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radiogagger![]() ![]() Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Enough already about flaming.
What about my flamingo? |
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'How You Do Anything Is How You Do Everything' T Harv Eker | |||
Ellie James![]() ![]() Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Check your mail.....I have one there for you! Ellie ![]() |
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Maria Rios![]() ![]() Registered: 11 Apr 12 ![]() ![]() |
The majority of forums have multiple Admins or Moderators. The Creator of the group can't be there 24/7 to ensure things run smoothly and doesn't have the time to read everything written. It's a good idea to have a couple of pairs of extra hands and eyes to help out and I for one wish Ellie and QM all the best.
We should give them our support and time to settle into their new roles. Maria |
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Skoob1999![]() ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Agree absolutely Maria.
Nothing ever works smoothly here. I blame the others. Kindest Skoob ![]() |
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Maria Rios![]() ![]() Registered: 11 Apr 12 ![]() ![]() |
This place is a breeze compared to some of the groups I've been on in the past. The biggest difference is the standard of English is greatly improved. It now means I have to run off and grab the dictionary to realise I've been flamed.
![]() Night Skoob
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Fergus McCarthy![]() ![]() Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
When I get promoted to Moderator I'll ban each and every one of you bas***ds apart from Jean Le Fete, Monkey Woods, Erskin Quint and of the course the lovely Gail Farrelly.
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You want me as a moderator! You need me as a moderator!!! | |||
Skoob1999![]() ![]() Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Get to the point Fergus.
I'm running out of beer. Fond Regards (Not fond in a funny way) Skoob. ![]() AAAaarrrgggh! Smiley alert! |
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Fergus McCarthy![]() ![]() Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Gone.
Straight to jail. Do not collect £200/$200/€200. GTFO. Gone. |
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You want me as a moderator! You need me as a moderator!!! |
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