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queen mudder
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Posted: 30 Jun 12 17:40
Well we've had so many of those 'healthy' tear-ups on this site that Mark decided to appoint Mods.

QED.

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 17:50 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 30 Jun 12 17:54
Just Sayin'

Seriously though - there has to be some room for manouevre.

If people aren't going to be allowed a spot of lively debate there doesn't seem to be much point in having a forum.

There is a difference between expressing a point of view and going off on one.

I'll shut up now.

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 18:00

Quote: Skoob1999
If people aren't going to be allowed a spot of lively debate there doesn't seem to be much point in having a forum.

There is a difference between expressing a point of view and going off on one.
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No problem with lively debate, all that's changed are Mark's ground rules.

Simples.



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Skoob1999
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Posted: 30 Jun 12 18:15
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Posted: 30 Jun 12 18:20

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does anyone know where i can get a flamingo?


There are lots of flamingos at the Ft Worth Zoo. It's minutes from my house. But, you can't take them home with you.

I could, however, paint you one if you really are in need of one.

Ellie


please paint me one. I'm only allowed crayons in my room.

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 18:25
RG - PM me

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 30 Jun 12 18:26 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 30 Jun 12 18:27
Puh-leeze!

Can't you see I'm trying to flame here?

Some flamingoes have no respect.

Have it!

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 18:46
All this flaming talk of flaming is flaming well getting me hot under the flaming collar. 's all a flaming load of flaming bollocks if you ask me.


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Posted: 30 Jun 12 18:53
That's easy for you to say, but spare a thought for those of us who can't pronounce our 'F's.

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 18:59
Flamin' Norah, Skoob. How do you flamin' manage? Is there a flamin' charity for them as can't say their flamin' effs? I've never seen them on the flamin' telly...

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 19:04
Flame off - you flamin' flange.

Funny how this flamin' forum's been flamin' dead as a Norwegian flamin' blue all week, and then as soon as some flamer mentions flamin' the place goes flamin' mad.

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 19:08
Makes me so flaming mad I'm flaming incandescent with flaming rage! Just flaming call me flaming Ellis the flaming Bunsen flaming burner!

Did you ever see that flaming Slade in Flame?

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 19:10
Pssssst, got a Flamingo ere mate, nice plumage, talks, got its own cage, well it needs to be dismantled, about midnight when the zoo is closed. Interested? a pony, come on, where you gonna get one like this?




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Posted: 30 Jun 12 19:16
I take it the Olympic flame won't be swinging by Spoof towers any time soon.

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 19:36
You're flamin' well right there Simon.

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 19:46
Pssst, want to buy a fire extinguisher? got a nice bell and a couple of blue lights, needs filling up now and again. Dont park it on the drive though, it might look a bit out of place. A monkey and its yours.




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Posted: 30 Jun 12 19:52
FLAME ON!

PREPARE TO SUBMIT TO THE AWESOME POWER OF.....THE HUMAN TORCH!!!

yours etc THE HUMAN TORCH!!!!!
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Posted: 30 Jun 12 19:53
Would you mind putting your body out please

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 19:55
Bollocks

Flaming health and safety!

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 30 Jun 12 20:06
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Clive Danton
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Posted: 30 Jun 12 20:11
Skoob. Dont flaming well PM me!!

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 20:20
So sorry Clive me ole flower.

Twas a mistake.

Dost thou think one could find it within one's heart to forgive a lowly transgressor?

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 20:23
You cunt mate!

You utter cunt!

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Would you like to?

Christ I flaming well knew it!!

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Posted: 30 Jun 12 20:23
Hello Mr Danton, are you alight? Sorry, alright?



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Skoob1999
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Posted: 30 Jun 12 20:31
That's the spirit, you baldy headed fuckwits!

Aaaarrrrgh!

Me head's come over all a blinkin' blaze!

Get the fire brigade!

Regards (In the nicest possible way)

The Other Northern Monkey.

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