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Posted: 25 Jun 12 15:49
A man rejected by his ex-wife went on to have sex with her bull mastiff dog, a court heard today.

Kelly Thacker claims to have found her ex-husband Nicholas Saunders, with whom she has two children, in her bed having intercourse with the animal on January 15 last year.

The 46-year-old denies the charge but accepts he was naked in the bed with the dog.

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Posted: 25 Jun 12 16:10
I'd just like to say that the chap is not a relative of mine, as far as I know.

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Posted: 25 Jun 12 17:33
Phew.
Guess that clears up that one then, Simon...

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Posted: 25 Jun 12 18:43
Talk about doing it "Doggy Style!"

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