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Posted: 22 Jun 12 01:31 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Jun 12 01:32
I found this, and wondered if there were any hungry, fat bastards amongst our readership, who fancied a good, wholesome meal.

Feast your eyes upon this, fatties!

I like the way he mopped up all the grease with his 12th slice of bread!

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Posted: 22 Jun 12 01:38
So the meal is known as a "heart attack on a plate."
The fella that ate it is now probably known as a "heart attack on a chair."

Also, why is the gentleman wearing a ladies top?

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Posted: 22 Jun 12 19:33
I'd puke!


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Posted: 23 Jun 12 01:39 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 23 Jun 12 01:40
Eat two and the third one is free!

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