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Posted: 19 Jun 12 18:38
I was in the toilet, they were in the party pod, somehow, the release button was pressed and off they went, out into "bleep" the abyss. Now Im wondering what to do with myself "Pffft" I dont think I can catch them "brrrrr" this space station is static "bleep bleep" see, so it looks like "waarrnnn" Im on me jack Jones. "faaarrrp".

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Posted: 20 Jun 12 15:33
Major Tom or Turd?

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 21 Jun 12 05:53 - Edited By: Clive Danton, 21 Jun 12 05:55
You bubble-headed booby Mr Armandhammer-gently-destructive-gum-blaster!

I bet you're too young to remember that catchphrase oft used by Doctor Zachary Smith when addressing Robbie The Robot aren't you?

Blimey mate the things they could get away with dialogue wise back in them days old son!

Do you remember Love Thy Neighbour when that white geezer used to call his black mate "Sambo" or when Alf Garnet used to call his son in law a "bleeding scouse git"? Tsk.

Thank God we live in more enlightened and sympathetic times these days you bald-headed fart!!!!

Just leave it. Let it go...IT'S OVER!

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