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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 17 Jun 12 18:15
Its very quiet in here, not many customers, I thought we closed half day on wednesday. Wheres the Old Gits? They normaly start having a go at each other about now. Mark will not like it, the takings will be down. Want a game of housey housey anyone?

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Posted: 17 Jun 12 18:27
Watching Countryfile.

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Posted: 17 Jun 12 18:53 - Edited By: Colonel Juan, 17 Jun 12 18:55

I'm watching Skoob watching Countryfile..

for as long as it takes...

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Posted: 17 Jun 12 19:04
Portugal v Holland now.

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Posted: 17 Jun 12 19:20
Thank you zirs,

That will be £19.50p would you like a reciept?


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Posted: 11 Jul 12 01:11
Late night opening anyone?

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Posted: 11 Jul 12 03:23

Quote: armfeetandtoe

Thank you zirs,

That will be £19.50p would you like a reciept?


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Too rich for my blood. I'm out of here!

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Posted: 16 Jul 12 15:25
are we open again?


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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 16 Jul 12 17:31
Yes, sorry about that, the flange munger spoked on the gruntpump causing a near meltdown. Luckily, our engineer Mark had his spanner and managed to fix it.


£22 10s 6d Please.

I thang yor

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