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Posted: 15 Jun 12 14:31
Girl, 11, discovers rotten deer leg inside bag of Sainsbury's pet hay

A terrified youngster screamed in horror when she opened a bag of hay bought for her pet guinea pigs and found a rotten deer leg with bits of fur and decomposing flesh inside.

Isabel Henderson, was stunned to find the animal's decaying limb in the sack of hay meant for her two pet guinea pigs Ginny and Squeak.

The Bob Martin My Little Friend Meadow Hay had been bought from a branch of Sainsbury's in Woodford, Greater London, on Wednesday morning and Isabel's furious father James now wants compensation from the supermarket giant.

SO where are the other three legs? Packet or crisps? Bag of Lambs Lettuce?..........

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Posted: 15 Jun 12 15:10
Strange that QM, I opened a packet of venison this morning and found a bale of hay inside. Im thinking of suing Walt Disney, he started all that Bambi business.

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Posted: 15 Jun 12 22:21
Another victim of Vlad the Impala

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