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You'll have to wait until tonight before I propose this.

It's constructive, and it makes sense.

Stay tuned.

Regards

Skoob

In the meantime, can we guess?

I'm certainly not telling you.

You'll have to wait, like the rest of them.

In the meantime - sort your Acronym thread out. It's filled with individuals who either can't spell, or simply don't understand the rules.

I will get back to you.

You are currently in a queue...

Please hold while we play Bohemian Rhapsody again....

End of message.

Taps fingers on table...

Tch... now I can't concentrate on me work!

You dont want me to tell Mrs SKOOB about the distillery in the garden shed do you? Whats the story then.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

wait for it...

I wanna go for a slash now - but I'm frightened of missing the event!

Right - this is how to sort things out.

Hang on...there's somebody at the door...

Won't be a minute... be right back...

The gun is loaded and it is pointing at your testicles.
Get on with your sod.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Right, what we do is...

Hang on...

Back in a min...

Right...where was I?

Oh yes...how to make the forum work...

Well, it helps if you have something interesting to say. Personally, I really don't give a fuck if next door's lunatic dog killed your cat. Been there. Done it.

Oh bugger...too tired for this right now...I'll get back to you.

Skoob.

PS - Could one of you kind souls please remind me to put in a PPI claim this weekend? The thieving bastards owe me a substantial amount.

PPS - And me tax - I'm still on emergency tax (33%) after a year. I'm not paying for Jimmy Carr and Carlos Tevez. Fuck dat.

That's just wrong.

Constructive and makes sense?
Promises promises!

R'DOG

Coming the cunt doesn't help.

Just saying.

The Salfordian.