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Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 Jun 12 04:18
You'll have to wait until tonight before I propose this.

It's constructive, and it makes sense.

Stay tuned.

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 04:29
In the meantime, can we guess?

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 04:35
I'm certainly not telling you.

You'll have to wait, like the rest of them.

In the meantime - sort your Acronym thread out. It's filled with individuals who either can't spell, or simply don't understand the rules.

I will get back to you.

You are currently in a queue...

Please hold while we play Bohemian Rhapsody again....

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 04:45
Taps fingers on table...

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 08:21
Tch... now I can't concentrate on me work!

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 12:37
You dont want me to tell Mrs SKOOB about the distillery in the garden shed do you? Whats the story then.



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Posted: 13 Jun 12 16:13
'How You Do Anything Is How You Do Everything'
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Posted: 13 Jun 12 16:31
I wanna go for a slash now - but I'm frightened of missing the event!

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Posted: 14 Jun 12 00:44
Right - this is how to sort things out.

Hang on...there's somebody at the door...

Won't be a minute... be right back...

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Posted: 14 Jun 12 10:05
The gun is loaded and it is pointing at your testicles.
Get on with your sod.



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Posted: 29 Jun 12 03:38
Right, what we do is...

Hang on...

Back in a min...

Right...where was I?

Oh yes...how to make the forum work...

Well, it helps if you have something interesting to say. Personally, I really don't give a fuck if next door's lunatic dog killed your cat. Been there. Done it.

Oh bugger...too tired for this right now...I'll get back to you.

Skoob.

PS - Could one of you kind souls please remind me to put in a PPI claim this weekend? The thieving bastards owe me a substantial amount.

PPS - And me tax - I'm still on emergency tax (33%) after a year. I'm not paying for Jimmy Carr and Carlos Tevez. Fuck dat.

That's just wrong.

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Posted: 27 Sep 12 20:07 - Edited By: radiogagger, 27 Sep 12 20:08
Constructive and makes sense?
Promises promises!

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Posted: 27 Sep 12 20:11
Coming the cunt doesn't help.

Just saying.

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